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Song Parodies -> "Crack Cocaine"

Original Song Title:

"Crazy Train"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ozzy Osbourne

Parody Song Title:

"Crack Cocaine"

Parody Written by:

Mikey Boy

The Lyrics

Dealing, with all of my friends
So many druggies, they never end
Reefer, its not as good
I'd like some crack
Please if you would

Opening the baggies
Feeling like i'm vain
I'm over there with my friends smoking crack cocaine

I've smoked the marijuana
I've smoked the weed
I've inhaled the spray paint
And swallowed the speed
But theres one drug that I love the most
My friends sell it over the east coast

Opening the baggies
Feeling like i'm vain
I'm over there with my friends smoking crack cocaine

Please don't give the bong to me
Or any of that dope
Addicted to cocaine
Thats what i've become
When I take too much, my fingers get numb
No more of that exescee
There is only one that makes me feel free

Opening the baggies
Feeling like i'm vain
I'm over there with my friends smoking crack cocaine


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jessica rochelle - June 24, 2008 - Report this comment
i like this actually.. it really brings out the true feelings of what people on cranks thinks like.. i hope they get a cure and ban it soon.. but if they choose too do it, they must not want to live very long.... peace just wante to say we like it.. rochelle and jessica

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