Melrose: DEVILS SCORED!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Pang: I-I-I love Martin Brodeur!
(sounds: sticks tapping ice, clangs off posts, checks into boards, goal horn)

Fans:
Jersey--that's how it will go
Rangers fell short, and the Islanders blow
Surely, now that our teams are out
Bandwagon jumping is what we're all about!

Devils won it last year...
So may the champions reign!
I'm driving down the road to a Devils' game!
I'm driving down the road to a Devils' game!

I've listened to Melrose, I've listened to Pang,
I, too, saw that cheap shot, think Tie Domi should hang
I'm wearin' my jersey with the weird red-wrench thing
I think that Brodeur should be crowned goalie king!

Avs, they don't have Forsberg,
We'll beat 'em in four games!
I'm driving down the road to a Devils' game!
I'm driving down the road to a Devils' game!

Fan #1: Hey, wait, I thought the Rangers weren't in this...
Fan #2: Then why is Messier out there? Traaaaade?

Now we're up by two games, no doubt Denver's annoyed
The Devs dominated, made a fool of that 'Roy' (pronounced like it's spelled, not correctly)
Hundreds will be in the lot
Cheering you on--well...dozens, if it's too hot

Exit 16W--
Blood, sweat, tears, and pain!
I'm driving down the road to a Devils' game!
I'm driving down the road to a Devils' game!

Melrose: (fading) Hahahahaha!...