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Song Parodies -> "Lazy Brain"

Original Song Title:

"Crazy Train"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ozzy Osbourne

Parody Song Title:

"Lazy Brain"

Parody Written by:

Mark Rakes

The Lyrics

Hazy, but that's how it goes
Millions of brain cells, dying in droves
Spacey, my mind is on call
Dropped more hits of acid than Andy Warhol
Liquor is a weakness
Done too much cocaine
A billion brain cells failed, got a lazy brain
A billion brain cells failed, got a lazy brain

(Let's smoke)

Got kicked out of Sabbath
'Cause Dio's so cool
But now I'm on prime time
And playing the fool
Sharon's got me conditioned, yeah she's in control
She's wearing the pants now, or so I've been told
Uppers are a weakness
Downers and cocaine
A billion brain cells failed, got a lazy brain
A billion brain cells failed, got a lazy brain

I know that something's going wrong with me
Keep flashing back to sixty-three. Yeah

My liver is done for
My mind has succumbed
Can't recall my last tour
I hope I had fun
Ozzy, I think that's my name
If you can't understand me, the drugs are to blame
Liquor is a weakness
Done too much cocaine
A billion brain cells failed, got a lazy brain
A billion brain cells failed, got a lazy brain
©copyright 2003, Mark Rakes©copyright 2003, Gary RakesLink to the audio of this parody

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Phil Alexander - May 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Good one, M&G :-)
Michael Pacholek - May 27, 2003 - Report this comment
I thought this was gonna be about Bush. Wrong drunk with borken English and drunk, stupid kids. At least Ozzy is entertaining.
Michael Pacholek - May 27, 2003 - Report this comment
"Broken" English. On the other hand, Bush probably thinks Robert Bork would've been an ideal Supreme Court Justice, so maybe my little Freudian typo was worth it.
John O. - March 21, 2004 - Report this comment
This is by far the funniest parody I've had for one of my songs that I've fuckin read to this fuckin day. ~John O
RJD - August 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Funniest f*ckin' parody I've read and heard yet! Awesome...and DEFINATELY true! rotflmmfao (literally) :-)
Know 1 can hear you dream - August 01, 2004 - Report this comment
This is derailed, but in a good way, 555 "SHARON!"s for you.
shandi - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
...it's not funny to make fun of Ozzy!! :p
Allison - December 05, 2006 - Report this comment
HAHAHAHAHAHA I am laughing so hard I nearly peed myself! Great fun!

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