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Song Parodies -> "Italian Solution"

Original Song Title:

"Suicide Solution"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ozzy Osbourne

Parody Song Title:

"Italian Solution"

Parody Written by:

Ron Presley

The Lyrics

Roast is Toast
But Lasanga's better
chilli is dull with chedder
Take a pizza to feed your tummy
Tasty bread sticks with gold hunny gold hunny!!


Olive Gardens and Spagetti
Empty, hungry you become heavy
Thought you'd eat the meatballs
You can't go through the cafe halls
'Cause you feel the noodles boil and you're cooking a pie
Such a snack, It's a fact and you're wondering why
Then you go, with Ray Romero, is there food after dinner
What you eat can mean a diet to be thinner,a diet to be thinner!!
Now you eat inside a sause
The waiter's travelling like a big hoss
It's feeding you but you don't eat
The eater is you and the meal is meat
Breaking bread, eating Lasanga
But there's no one serving
Ate your bread, rest in the bed
But you eat there and burb
Where to cook, Italy is the only way there
Don't you know what I'm cooking there?



Roast is Toast
But Lasanga's better
chilli is dull with chedder
Take a pizza to feed your tummy
Tasty bread sticks with gold hunny

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