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Song Parodies -> "Vanna Doo"

Original Song Title:

"Xanadu"

Original Performer:

Olivia Newton-John/ELO

Parody Song Title:

"Vanna Doo"

Parody Written by:

Michael McVey

The Lyrics

For parody #200 (and an entry in the upcoming V contest) I thought about what might happen if Wheel of Fortune letter-turner and vowel saleswoman Vanna White had an accident during a game....
A john where she didn't care to go,
Now she has too much to hold,
We're smelling Vanna doo! (oo-oo-oo, pee-yugh-ugh-ugh!)
And now, a big brown stain you can see,
The mess she has is real,
Her dress has Vanna doo! (oo-oo-oo, pee-yugh-ugh-ugh!)

Ten million viewers are watching and there you are, a smelly star!
You stained your satin dress, and yet there you pose,
While I hold my nose...

Vanna doo, Vanna doo, (foul odor here), it's Vanna doo, pee-yugh!
Vanna doo, Vanna doo, (foul odor here), it's Vanna doo, pee-yugh!
Vanna doo, the studio now smells like poo, Vanna doo!

The dress, it went out so long ago,
You had so much skin to show,
It's soaked in Vanna doo! (oo-oo-oo, pee-yugh-ugh-ugh!)
My dream, to win half a million bucks
By spinning the famous wheel, now reeks with Vanna doo!
(oo-oo-oo, pee-yugh-ugh-ugh!)

Ten million viewers are watching and there you are, a smelly star!
You stained your satin dress, and I can smell your bowels,
While I buy some vowels...

Vanna doo, Vanna doo, (foul odor here), it's Vanna doo, pee-yugh!
Vanna doo, Vanna doo, (foul odor here), it's Vanna doo, pee-yugh!

Now that I'm here, your dress is smeared with Vanna doo!
Now that I'm here, your dress is smeared with Vanna doo,
Vanna doo, pee-yugh!
©2007 Michael W. McVey
The video can be seen here, if Youtube doesn't pull it:
Xanadu

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2Eagle - March 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Funny rhyming. I know some skaters who were in Holiday on Ice and when they went to Mexico City they would eat the food and "lose it" in their costumes.
John Barry - March 21, 2007 - Report this comment
I guess she tried to buy a bowel.
Michael McVey - March 21, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL at Barry's comment---MM
Adagio - March 21, 2007 - Report this comment
What a combination! Vanna and poop. Unusual and funny. 5's
Yoidy - March 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Achoo! I'm allergic to Vanna-doo, but not this parody! 555
Wolverine - April 20, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC-V) Ewww, poor Vanna. Hope she doesn't slip while she's walking back and forth.
Johnny D - April 20, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) John Barry pinched-off my comment!
Red Ant - April 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Perfect title sub, and an awesome parody to an awful OS. One missed rhyme couplet, but overall outstanding. "I'd like to solve the puddle!" Five Five Five!
Kristof Robertson - April 24, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3V) Vanna White's toilet habits is not a well-visited parody subject, Mike...kudos +++ for originality! 555

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