-> "Don't Eat"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Speak"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Eat"
The Lyrics
You eat me
I used to be together
All of me together one-piece
Can't you seeeee
That you're eating your best friend
Just can't believe
You're eating my hand
It looks as though, you ain't letting go
If my arm's ate off
I don't want to know
Don't eat
I know just what you're feasting
So please just stop your eating
Don't eat me cause it hurts ...
Don't eat
You gotta stop your feeding
Can't you see I'm bleeding
Don't eat me cause it hurts
You're eating me
I feel my bones a' breakin'
Yeah, you're an altogether
Frightenin' ... zombieeee
As I cry, you eat my eye
With my head in your hands
I see me die
Don't eat
I know just what you're feasting
So please just stop your eating
Don't eat me cause it hurts (no, no, nooo)
Don't eat
You gotta stop your feeding
Can't you see I'm bleeding
Don't eat me cause it hurts
My life 's-ending
I gotta stop pretending what you are...
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Eating me I can feel me dying ... undie?
Don't eat
You're not a lil' kid playin'
You gotta stop eat-brain-in'
Don't eat me cause it hurts (no, no-ooo)
Don't eat
You gotta stop your feeding
Can't you see I'm bleeding
Don't eat me cause it hurts
Don't eat me cause it hurts!
You're not a lil' kid playin'
You gotta stop eat-brain-in'
Don't eat,
don't eat,
don't eat,
Oh, you gotta stop your feeding
Ow, can't you see I'm bleeding
You know it hurts,
You know iy hurts,
You know it really hurts
Ow, gu, gu, gu, gu, gu, gu, gu, gush
Don't, Don't, uh-oh Gush, gush artery
Gush, gush artery Gush, gush
don't eat me cause it hurts ...
Gush, gush artery ... Gush, gush artery
Gush, gush don't eat me cause it hurts ...
Gush, gush artery ...
Gush, gush artery ...
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