-> "Bizarre Dung Triangle"
Original Song Title:
"Bizarre Love Triangle"
Parody Song Title:
"Bizarre Dung Triangle"
The Lyrics
Every time I walk with you
I must scoop for you when you let some poo
It's a problem of mine, but I don't wanna get fined
Living a life from what you leave behind
There's no sense in smelling me
The remnant of a scent won't help you pee
But that's the way that it goes
And it helps all the grass grow
While every week I still have to mow
Every time I see it falling
You get down on your knees and spray
I'm waiting for that final moment
Then I can scoop it all away
I feel slime and you feel good
I'm feeling something where I stood
Whenever I get this way, I know it's one of those days
Why can't you clean yourself like you did yesterday?
I'm not sure why this is green
The stain won't come out it seems
Just one more shirt for the shelf
I wanna cry for some help
Please just promise me that's all there's left for me
(Chorus X4)
Every time I see it falling
You get down on your knees and spray
I'm waiting for that final moment
Then I can scoop it all away
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