I feel so extraordinary
Something weird happened to me
This morning I thought hell'd frozen over
I'm getting sued for mp3s
I don't care who says it's fair
This forbodes a dim tomorrow
It would appear I've taken too much
Of what I thought was free and good stuff

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I used to think that the day would never come
When I'd have to pay for my harmless fun
My harmless fun is the tunes that I download
Replaced by this summons taped on my abode.
I used to think that the day would never come
When the RIAA'd be having all the fun.

When I was just starting college
I'd Scour the net gleefully
Then came Napster, then came KaZaa
All these got me mp3s
There was a price that we all paid
I'm not talking about tuition
I thought it was paid by corporate fat cats
Now it seems the load's on my back!

CHORUS

I feel so extraordinary
People are accusing me
As if I no longer bought music
A sudden loss of liberty
The chances are we've gone too far
You can't rebottle this one genie
Now I fear I'm just a scapegoat
For an iota less padding your waistcoat

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