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Song Parodies -> "He's A Slime"

Original Song Title:

"Cool It Down"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

New Edition

Parody Song Title:

"He's A Slime"

Parody Written by:

2LD4U

The Lyrics

Franni Franken:"People don't know what it's like to be married to Al Franken. Well, here's a song.
Every day I see my man in congress
And I think that he's doing a good job!
There's no doubt in my mind,
That he is one of a kind.

All I keep thinking about is him,
As President!
And, I won't be the same until he is!
But the congress women tell me....

(Nancy Pelosi and Elizabeth Warren come out singing)

He's a slime! He's a slime!
He's a slime!
The man is just no good!
He's a slime! He's a slime!
The jerk must resign.

Every night he comes home from work,
And he tells me,
The good work he's done!
And there's no doubt in my mind,
That my man is one of a kind, oh yeah!
All I keep thinking about is him,
As President!
But, the congress women keep on saying.......

(Pelosi comes out rapping.)

You got a man who just gropes ass,
You got to stay away, you must show some class!
Just leave him,
He is a slime!

He's a slime, he's a slime.
He's a slime.
He is an awful jerk.
He's a slime, he is an awful slime.
You must leave him now.....

(Franni Franken now raps.)

Why don't you skanks get off my back,
Why don't you cut my guy some slack.
I know you are trying to help me out,
Trying to show me what life is like,
Pelosi, Warren, Gifford and Obama,
I love a man, word to your mama!

He's a slime, he is an awful slime.
He's a slime.
He is an awful jerk.
He's a slime, he's a slime,
He's a piece of work.
(Repeat chorus until end.)

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Rob Arndt - December 11, 2017 - Report this comment
Franken worked on many SNL skits that joked about raping journalists Lesley Stahl and Mike Wallace as well as other well known persons. Now we know where _that_ came from. 555!
2LD4U - December 11, 2017 - Report this comment
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