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Song Parodies -> "Keep On Walkin'. He's A Creep, Girls"

Original Song Title:

"Keep On Rockin' In The Free World"

Original Performer:

Neil Young

Parody Song Title:

"Keep On Walkin'. He's A Creep, Girls"

Parody Written by:

Michael E Cormier

The Lyrics

He licks her on the feet
Then while he drools
He will stutter that they're sweet
He will steal her friggin' shoes

He has former wives who want him dead
There's a lot of people saying that he'd better payoff debts
Most girls won't date him, but I understand
Yo, he's highly perverted, he's a ladies man

Keep on walkin'. He's a creep, girls.
Keep on walkin'. He's so cheap, girls.
Keep on walkin'. He's no treat, girls.
Keep on walkin'. He's a creep, girls.

I've seen him movin' in the night
He's had maybe 9 or 10
King cans of Coors Light
(he can barely stand)
He can barely stand
(he can barely stand)

Now he puts that sh*t away and he's gonna have a fit
He'll waste his life, cause he's a dumb dimwit
He's a dumb, poor twit. Always take him for a fool
Never try to fall in love, ever with this freakin' tool

He's got a thousand wars to fight
With a hopeless plan
He's got a mind to fight you. He is not a man
He's got canker sores, and a toilet face
He'll stand up and box you if you're period's late
He's not a fan of people that are more his size
They'll knock him on his ass, that's no big surprise

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 8

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AFW - January 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Sounds like my kind of anti-hero..
Michael E Cormier - January 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comment AFW. When Neil Young wrote this song, he wasn't neccesarily condoning the actions he described, just commenting on them, that's all. As I am a father to two teenage daughters, I wrote this parody to describe to my kids what kind of boy NOT to bring home. I really don't need a heart attack cluttering up my day. lol
Michael Pacholek - January 28, 2007 - Report this comment
I hope every single woman on this site -- not just every unmarried one -- gives you a five. You've performed a great service. And I don't do any of those things. (I've got enough neuroses that aren't in here.) Definitely a candidate, if I ever do it, for Volume 3 of "The Reckoning of These Song Titles."
Michael E Cormier - January 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank you for the compliment, Michael. Not sure what "The Reckoning Of These Song Titles" is, as it's still been under a month since I found this site, but sign me up if you get it going again. Thanx again.
Stuart McArthur - January 29, 2007 - Report this comment
hey, where can I get me those King cans of Coors Lite? - good job Michael - 555
alvin rhodes - January 29, 2007 - Report this comment
a nice job on a tough song
Michael E Cormier - January 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin, and Stuart. I thought I'd give myself a challenge to come up with an informative take on a popular song, and was glad to see that it did work out. Sometimes dark subject matter is the hardest theme to write about, but this parody, when I was writing it, came rather easily. I thought that it fit in with the OS's original theme perfectly. Thanks for the compliments.

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