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Song Parodies -> "Scared to Fight"

Original Song Title:

"Bang to Rights"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Scared to Fight"

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The Lyrics

This one is for Peter Anderson's One Week Notice challenge (Week 41) this time hosted once again by Peter Andersson! You can join in on the fun too just check out the Inthe00s page for more information!
Don't want to get harmed
By this big brickhouse brute who's jacked
Seems like he's enraged
Checked his daughter's perfect rack
He'll come pounding me with force, Nailin' me with a huge smack
Think he'll knock out my lights
Won't care I'm scared to fight

I ain't gonna fight ya, Buddy, You're a massive moose
Don't know how to tell ya that you're arms are like a spruce
I'd be splattered on my grave like Barry Bonds you're juiced
His daughter's tits weren't slight
But now I'm scared to fight!

[Guitar Solo amps up as this Giant Biker walks up slowly cracking his knuckles]

Can I pay you to stop you from crippling poor me?!
I'll be squished because I wink at each cute chick I see
I'm gonna make it up to you, Please don't break my knees!
That drunkard passed out, Yikes!
Now I won't need to fight!!!

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Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 5

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Agrimorfee - June 22, 2018 - Report this comment
Fun little short story. I think the brevity of this song worked for us instead of against us in this round.
Peter Andersson - June 22, 2018 - Report this comment
I was prepared to write something witty about how all your crazy food parodies now included one about knuckle sandwiches - until you twisted that ending away. And alcohol or not, those tits are going home with the winner, right?
Matthias - June 22, 2018 - Report this comment
- Peter: Unintentionally my last few parodies HAVE been about food from bad dinner dates to creepy ice cream truck drivers to dating a vegan ever since I turned into a plant and now I’m fully formed into a human again but still fearful of the world around me. Stayed tuned to see what happens next!!

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