Song Parodies -> Ace of Cakes
| Original Song Title: | "Ace of Spades" |
| Original Performer: | Motorhead |
| Parody Song Title: | "Ace of Cakes" |
| Parody Written by: | Porkbeard |
Baddest…pastry…song…ever! Inspired by but not directly referring to the Food Network show of the same name.
If you’re into baked goods
I tell you I’m your man
I make cake, make more
Get to eat it too!
If patty cake’s you’re game
Then “Baker’s Man” must be my name
With sugar, eggs, and cream
I make fat kids’ wet dreams
I’m the ace of cakes!
The ace of cakes!
Carrot cake or Swiss roll
Angel’s food or devil’s
I’m the guy to know
It’s never lame from me
Seven to eleven
Open weekends too!
Red velvet’s a hit
My Yule log’s the sh*t
The ace of cakes!
The ace of cakes!
They say it’s meat that rules
And past-r-y’s for fools
But that’s the way I like it, baby
Decorate and stack the layers!
And don’t forget the candles!
Spreading on the frosting
You know how much it’s costing?
Read it and weep
A triple-figure bill!
The calories are high
Take one bite and die…t
Fat and broke you’ll be
And you’ll be cursing me!
The ace of cakes!
The ace of cakes!
I tell you I’m your man
I make cake, make more
Get to eat it too!
If patty cake’s you’re game
Then “Baker’s Man” must be my name
With sugar, eggs, and cream
I make fat kids’ wet dreams
I’m the ace of cakes!
The ace of cakes!
Carrot cake or Swiss roll
Angel’s food or devil’s
I’m the guy to know
It’s never lame from me
Seven to eleven
Open weekends too!
Red velvet’s a hit
My Yule log’s the sh*t
The ace of cakes!
The ace of cakes!
They say it’s meat that rules
And past-r-y’s for fools
But that’s the way I like it, baby
Decorate and stack the layers!
And don’t forget the candles!
Spreading on the frosting
You know how much it’s costing?
Read it and weep
A triple-figure bill!
The calories are high
Take one bite and die…t
Fat and broke you’ll be
And you’ll be cursing me!
The ace of cakes!
The ace of cakes!
Copyright 2009
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I like it, Sir ! I'm known for my baking & delivery of cupCakes to the Foster child center. Toddlers love having a 'cake' that is all their 'own'; something they can hold, and read their initial on the icing!
Thank you, littleCUPcakes, for the feedback and your contribution to the community! I doubt the “Ace of Cakes” in my parody (which, by the way, is not Duff Goldman, but basically a Lemmy-esque baker) would be so kind.
You stole my idea! I was seriously going to do this one, but you beat me to the punch. That's no problem by me, though, no hard feelings. 555, and I love the OS. Looking forward to more by you!
Wow!! This parody really takes the cake!! I watch Ace of Cakes once in awhile in Food Network. This is making me hungry! As you know, I got the biggest sweet tooth in America!! Sweets are my biggest weakness. Here's 5 buttercream cakes, 5 carrot cakes, and 5 fondant cakes!!
Greatly appreciate your feedback, DJ Blaze and Christie! Hopefully, my muse will allow me to concoct another parody in the near future – perhaps even about sweets.
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