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Song Parodies -> "Squirt this Enema up your Bum"

Original Song Title:

"Public Enemy #1"

Original Performer:

Motley Crue

Parody Song Title:

"Squirt this Enema up your Bum"

Parody Written by:

Floyd's Garage

The Lyrics

You and me
We'll experiment tonight
Up the bum
Soapy warm water
Plastic tube I'm shovin'
Plastic tube I'm shovin'

Tragedy
When our hamster died
Go buy one
Another one dies tonight
Now I'm busy wrappin'
Now I'm busy wrappin'

(Pre-Chorus)
Do you know how it feels
To be lubed up
Do you know how it feels
To be lubed up
Do you know how it feels
To be under my thumb
Water run, having fun
With your bum
Yes your bum
With your bum!

(Chorus)
Squirt this enema up your bum
Oh yeah
I'll squirt this enema up your bum
Oh yeah
I'll squirt this enema up your bum
oh yeah.......

Your brown eye
Has got so fat and round
No, don't scream
Liquid's on the ground
Hey man you're drippin'
Hey man you're drippin'

You and me
Having some fun tonight
With our bums
Did you close the curtains tight?
The neighbors see nothin'
Because we're gonna get crazy

(Pre-Chorus)
Do you know how it feels
To be lubed up
Do you know how it feels
To be lubed up
Do you know how it feels
To be under my thumb
Water run, having fun
With your bum
Yes your bum
With your bum!

(Chorus)
Squirt this enema up your bum
Oh yeah
I'll squirt this enema up your bum
Oh yeah
I'll squirt this enema up your bum
oh yeah.......
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Royce Miller - October 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Floyd--I personally enjoyed this-someone else marked you low; but your parody expresses how I feel some days--"do you know how it feels to be under my thumb"...I think we've all been there
Missy B - October 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Floyd- This is sick! But I have no choice to give you a good score. It matches the original pacing, and I hate to admit I laughed when I read 'Hey man, you're drippin'. Well here's to you from one Crue fan to another. I can only figure you dig the Crue because this song is pretty obscure. I bet Nikki and Vince don't even remember it!
Sonny Swayze - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Gross...but funny! The Crue would've been proud:)
Rob H. of SC - February 04, 2005 - Report this comment
I am a fan of Motley Crue, but I gotta say this is the most hilarious parody ever!

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