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Song Parodies -> "Billy Green"

Original Song Title:

"Billie Jean"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Billy Green"

Parody Written by:

Saider Eiegle

The Lyrics

if anybody cares, im back!anyway in this parody im not saying he did or he didnt, its just for fun, so enjoy.
It was more like a friendly sleep
In between the sheets
I swear to god it was not obscene
It was just fun
Didn't touch, all we did is play around
She says i am the one
Who molest, got him him drunk, felt around
She said her son's name is Billy Green
Then she yelled, "You freak!"
Her heavy hands then started beating me
I started to run
Didn't touch, or molest, played around

People always told me be careful what you do
Don't go around touchin young boys parts (Nooo)
Now money will not save me, she still will not shut up
She told them what i do, and the police came here to snoop
I said

Billy Green
Im not his toucher
His mom is mean and thinks that i am the one
But i didn't touch her son
She says i am the one
But i didn't feel her son
Hee Hee (no,no) Hee Hee

Before the trial, i went israelite
Muslims all in sight
They found a can inside Neverland,
it was liquor blend
Didn't drink, all we did is play around
After he spent the night, then
He claimed i rubbed him with all five
(He just lied! It was mine!)
She told them it was like '93, im not a kiddie fiend
They found the photos of naked girls
Hey! that's me at bathtime
Innocent, swear i didn't feel around

I swear on life, he begged me to give him "jesus juice"
Next thing i knew he was raidin my bar
He feel asleep right by me, guess i just couldn't refuse
I mean, i took him to the zoo! Judge, i swear i tell the truth
I said

Billy Green
Is not my victim
His mom's a whore who thinks that i felt his bum
But i didn't touch her son( No,no, no N-noo, no, no)

Billy Green
Is not my victim
His mom is mean and thinks that i got him drunk
But all we did is have fun
She said "Yeah, you had fun"
Cuz you groped and felt my son
Ah, hehehe

Hee! Hoo!

She says i am the one
But i didn't feel her son (no, no, no)

Billy Green
Im not his toucher
His mom's a whore who thinks that i am the one
But i didn't touch her son
(No,No,No!)
She says i got him drunk
But i didn't feel her son

She says i am the one ("YOU KNOW YOU DID!)
She says i touched her son ("TOUCHED HIS PRIVATE PARTS!")
She says i am the one

Now, Billy Green Is not my victim
[TIL END]

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 26

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Saider E. - October 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Of course i'm gonna give myself all 5s
Kike11th - October 24, 2004 - Report this comment
It was overall good. I actually found the chorus funnier thant the verses.
Tarah B. - October 29, 2004 - Report this comment
where HAVE you been. you're one of my favorite writers here. Anyway this was a great parody to return with, MJ would be proud. it also seems like you steering out of the food thing. No more goofy food names. : (
Adagio - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM Good one
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment
"That's me at bathtime" -classic! This one will compete with Guy's for the SOTM comp, but a fine read.
Know 1 can hear you dream - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Not bad, and it seems to be a lot of work put into a rather long song, but, well, how shall I put it... nothing that wowed me as totally original, extremely punny or made me ROTFLMAO. And with this competition and only three votes to give...
Ash - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
I like! It's so easy to make fun of him, isn't it?
Guy - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Great play on the original. Love MJ parodies. I have one in myself for this contest. Well done.
Kristof Robertson - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) This was OK...544
Rick D - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
What Kristof said.
Agrimorfee - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Even more direct than Guy's entry, but funny too...this takes the MADTV approach, rather than the Zappa approach. 555 for this one, too...you all make it so difficult each month...:)
Melhi - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Nicely done!
Neo Matrix - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
DUDE! Song of the month??? Rock this BIOTCH!
Claude Prez - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
A few lines made me laugh: "Don't go around touching young boys parts"; "I'm not his toucher"; "Hee Hee". Not a total Thriller but not Bad either.
Arwen - November 20, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM--wow...two in one contest...creepy...
John Jenkins - November 21, 2004 - Report this comment
This was a fairly good parody that could have been improved with a few lines like Claude Prez's comment.
martha - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
this is a great marriage of a parody lyric to an original ... I think it works really well ....and as a ever a fascinatingly grotesque subject for parody(SOTM)
Stuart McArthur - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I like the way you come up with new lines for each section when the OS repeats them, Saider
Johnny D - November 25, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Good job.
Peregrin - November 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Hi Saider, where've you Ben? ;-p
Dee Range - November 27, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM.. very good. I've done a MJ parody myself(Wreck Of A Child Molester). the guy should be castrated...5's
Spaff.com - November 28, 2004 - Report this comment
"Don't go around touchin' young boys' parts." Heh heh.
2nz - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment
sadly, must DKTOS. But I can still enjoy a written line like: Hey! that's me at bathtime"
Meriadoc - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Like how you took such a long song and parodied it faithfully, bit by bit. Good job.
Jeff Reuben - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Not bad. Not familiar with Billy Green, but I got the idea =)
Paul Robinson - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Good job, not familiar with "Billy Green", either, though...

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