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Song Parodies -> "Man Behind The Keyboard (Official AmIRight Vote Bl"

Original Song Title:

"Man In The Mirror"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Man Behind The Keyboard (Official AmIRight Vote Bl"

Parody Written by:

BLO-TOWN

The Lyrics

Although ChuckyG claims the error was on his part, I am sure that the vote blackout is work of Al-Queda or some other terrorist network. However I wrote this song in order to help some of our vote count problems...
My votes have made a change
Something don't seem right
I don't feel real good
Comments make a difference
But getting 5's is tight

As I look at the numbers for
My parodies I choke
What going on in my mind
Then I fell right out my seat
No need for another peak
I need a sign
Am I blind
I need to hear from ChuckyG

"I had a huge brain fart,
Your votes are in the dark"
There goes my ego
We all say that votes don't mean nothing though
To me votes are like dough
And I need yeast from you so

Chorus
I looking for that man behind the keyboard
I want my vote count to make a change
Just keeping voting and the numbers will get bigger
If you don't want your vote count to stay the same
Re-read some song and I will do the same

But gimmie 5's, gimmie 5's, gimmie 5's
Uh uhh

We've been the victim of
A blackout that's been rough
And apologies have come fine
And there are some with no votes
Because they don't have jokes
But some of these
Still deserve 3's
Even if they aren't ones that I wrote

My ego's deeply scared
Like Tiger without the par
Or M.J. with a big nose
We're all missing something that we'd like to see
And my votes are like crack to me
So get that pipe lit for me

I looking for that man behind the keyboard
I want my vote count to make a change
Just keeping voting and the numbers will get bigger
If you don't want your vote count to stay the same
Re-read some song and I will do the same

I looking for that man behind the keyboard
I want my vote count to make a change
Just keeping voting and the numbers will get bigger
If you don't want your vote count to stay the same
Re-read some song and I will do the same

I looking for that man behind the keyboard
I want my vote count to make a change
Just keeping voting and the numbers will get bigger
If you don't want your vote count to stay the same
Re-read some song and I will do the same

You gotta make it right
Gotta vote again
Cause if you leave it the same
The terrorists will win

I looking for that man behind the keyboard (Bin will win)
I want my vote count to make a change (That man)
Just keeping voting and the numbers will get bigger (Black man)
If you don't want your vote count to stay the same (White man)
Re-read some song and I will do the same

Vote
Vote
Vote
Vote
Vote

Gonna be real good yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
But gimmie 5's, 5's, 5's...

Oh ooh, ooh
You gotta make the change
It's gonna make ya feel good, chamon
Just rate it yoself, ya know it
You've gotta change them yoself ya

Make that change

Ooh

Man behind the keyboard

You've gotta vote to help your other brothers, OOW

Make that change

You gotta move that mouse, chamon

Man behind the keyboard... (It goes on like this for a while, you get the idea without me typing it out)

Chhhhhaaaaannnnnnggggge
Don't let the terrorists win...
keep votin'

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 6

Voting Breakdown

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BLO-TOWN - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
It's supossed to be the "Official AmIRight Vote Blackout 2004 Song" but I guess I had a blackout on that one.
Agrimorfee - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I feel your pain--now I have only 6 votes in existence. :( 545
Know 1 can hear you dream - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Black out, white out, itīs all the same... :-)

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