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Song Parodies -> "Bring It"

Original Song Title:

"Beat It"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Bring It"

Parody Written by:

Ashkicksass

The Lyrics

Arwen and I had some fun with Know 1 Can Hear You Dream on the message boards yesterday. And I just want to make sure he knows it really was all in good fun. But that we will not hesitate to "Bring It" in the future if necessary...
He told us you can't post your messages here
You better go offline, they better disappear
There's winking on his lines, but his words are very clear
Delete it, delete it

We had some fun with this cute Swedish young man
I hope there's no hard feelings, can we please shake hands?
But now people know Arwen and Ashkicksass
Can bring it, though they're really not mad

They'll bring it, bring it
Just know that you'll be defeated
Mess with these hot chicks, you're in for a fight
And just so you know, we'll always be right
Just Bring it, Bring it
Just Bring it, Bring it
Just Bring it, Bring it
Just Bring it, Bring it

We really love our favorite AmIRight site
If we could we would both be on here day and night
We love everyone, but if you have any spite
Don't bring it, Don't Bring it

Because these lovely ladies will stand their ground
your argument will end up in the lost and found
They'll mock you, then laugh at you
Then the gibes will abound
So bring it, and we'll take you right down

So Bring it, Bring it, Bring it, Bring it
Just know that you'll be defeated
Mess with these hot chicks, you're in for a fight
And just so you know, we'll always be right

Yes Bring it, Bring it, Bring it, Bring it
If you have a dong we'll ding it
We have big egos, and bigger chests
Those in the know have, witnessed our jests
So Bring it, Bring it, Bring it, Bring it, Bring it


Bring it, Bring it, Bring it, Bring it
Arwen loves to Lord of Ring it
Ashkicksass kicks ass, and they both bite
So don't mess with them, they'll go all night

(Repeat ad nauseam)


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Arwen - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Honestly...we're not bad people...but yes...I was having a bit too much fun being a beast the other day. No hard feelings, K1!!! And great work, Ash...my favorite line is: "We have big egos, and bigger chests" (although my ego may be catching up...hehehe) 5s!
Johnny D - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
"...they'll go all night" ..... indeed ..... indeed .....
Dee Range - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Big improvement on the original. Bring on some more. 555
Rod W - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
They both bite? Hmm.. Good job, ladies, 5ers!
alvin rhodes - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
nice parody........5s...........i love it when females get feisty
The Thought Police - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
".....and also take note of the fact that while dangerous in pairs, they are no less deadly when encountered on their own..." Oh hi ! just catching up on relevant reading here .Great job! my favorite line was "If you have a dong,we'll ding it " ( I think--owie!!!) 555 ;)
Cookie-man - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent work Ash! Wouldn't want to run into you and Arwen in a dark alley at night though! ;) 555
Ashkicksass - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks to each and every one of you. I apologize for the delay in my reply - I went camping on Friday afternoon, and just logged on this morning. Apparently, I am not intimidating to horse flies. I was attacked by one on Saturday, and the little b*st*rd bit me on the chin and the arm. He brought it, all right. So I have been humbled. I am not the ass kicker I thought I was. Sniff sniff...
Arwen - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm sure that is only because that horsefly's ass was such a small and moving target. You are SO the original Ass Kicker...and always will be. I've got the bootmarks on my backside to prove it!
Ashkicksass - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL, Arwen. You're right. I totally kick ass. What was I thinking?
Arwen - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Heehee...everyone join me now...in visualizing Ashkicksass trying to kick the actual ass of the horse fly...
Ashkicksass - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
It's harder than it looks.
Blue Man Group (Sponsored by Pfizer Pharmaceuticals) - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
(All three nod vigorously in agreement with Ashkicksass's latest comment)
Jeff Reuben - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent
Ashkicksass - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Honey!
Stuart McArthur - December 03, 2004 - Report this comment
This was hilarious Ash - wish I could read the fight that prompted it
Leo Jay - February 12, 2005 - Report this comment
This is excellent!! "If you have a dong, we'll ding it" is suite.

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