-> "Condi Rice"
Original Song Title:
"Billie Jean"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Condi Rice"
The Lyrics
Condee's the best pryvate tooterer!
I'm in debt to her
When I'm cunfuzed, Condee clearz away
All of the gray:
"They attack't,
We hit bak
On Irak..."
Each time before I git on TeeVee
Condee tooters me
She uses flash kards and pikchur books
So I can look
All prepared
On the air
(How's my hair?)
When Condee uses big words
Like 'in-ta-lek-shoo-al'
She spels 'em out for me real slo
Last night on TeeVee I heard
I'm 'in-a-feck-shoo-al' (?)
I'd go an' look it up...
But don't no ware ta go
(No matter...)
Condee Rice - I think I luv hur!
She wurked for Daddie, now she tooters his sun
And hur job is nevur dun...
Condee Rice - I think I luv hur!
She wurked for Daddie, now she tooters his sun
And hur job is nevur dun...
She sed if called on to testafy
She wood save my hyde
She said she'd give them some 'sub-ter-fuge' (?)
(Wow, that sounds huge!
Nevur herd
Such a werd!
She's a nerd...)
She sed she'd reck hur kureer for me
(she's a Pee H. Dee) (?)
She sed what matturs the most of all
Is that we fall
All in line
Buy some time
We'll be fine...
Cuz soon will be Novembur
Elekshun' time is neer
Don't want my repyutayshun stained
Cuz' I kin still remembur
They kicked Dad in the reer
Tho he's got all the braynz...
It's me who got Hoosayne!
(And that's why...)
Condee Rice - I think I luv hur!
She wurked for Daddie, now she tooters his sun
And hur job is nevur dun...
Condee Rice - I think I luv hur!
She wurked for Daddie, now she tooters his sun
And hur job is nevur dun...
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