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Song Parodies -> "Librarian Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Liberian Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Librarian Girl"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

This parody is a long time in the making. If you are unfamiliar with this song, go to the store and buy the "Bad" CD; it's track 4. Enjoy!
(I will not allow you to be talking
In the library!)
(You shut up, too!
Yeah, you yoo!
Hey! Quiet!)

Librarian Girl . . .
I Came And I read your books
Two of them brand new
Librarian Girl . . .
Found books and I checked them out
Two of them brand new

Librarian Girl
I checked out you books
And it changed my world
Some inspired movies
Like "Gone with the Wind," you see
And he says . . .
"Frankly, my dear,
I don't give a damn!" you see . . .
"I love books, Librarian Girl"

(I will not allow you to be talking
In the library!)
(You shut up, too!
Yeah, you yoo!
Hey! Quiet!)

Librarian Girl . . .
More books than elsewhere in the world
Collection's complete
Librarian Girl . . .
You told me "Shut up!" Oh yeah!
You did this to me

Librarian Girl
I checked out you books
And it changed my world
Some inspired movies
Like "Gone with the Wind," you see
And he says . . .
"Frankly, my dear,
I don't give a damn!" you see . . .
"I love books, Librarian Girl"


(I will not allow you to be talking
In the library!)
(You shut up, too!
Yeah, you yoo!
Hey! Quiet!)

Librarian Girl
I checked out your books
And it changed my world
I wait for the day
A movie is made
From this
And I'll wait in the lines just to
See it again and again
I love books, Librarian Girl,
(Girl)
I hate fines!

I love books, Librarian Girl,
(Girl)
I hate fines!

I love books, Librarian Girl,
(Girl)
I hate fines!

I love books, Librarian Girl,
(Girl)
I hate fines!

I Love books
(Books)
I've loved books lately

I Want books
I've read 'em lately
Ooh!
(Books)
I've loved books lately
I've loved books lately, Ooh!
(Books)

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Steven Cavanagh - December 21, 2003 - Report this comment
I'd wanted to write this for years but thought that not many people would know the real song. Well done.

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