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Song Parodies -> "Billie Jean Is Not My Lover (But Her Son Is)"

Original Song Title:

"Billie Jean"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Billie Jean Is Not My Lover (But Her Son Is)"

Parody Written by:

Michael

The Lyrics

[1st Verse]
The boys were XXX from Home Alone as I caused a scene
They said they mind, and what is the thing like a rod
Really big really strong really WOW
I said I am the one with my d**k going in to your butt

[2nd Verse]
Macully Culkin was his name-o, just a name in few
Then papers wrote stories I believe just aren't true
He's a queer, he's a f*g, should be in jail

[Bridge]
My lawyer always told me be careful what you do
And don't say you share your bed with kids
And mother said she loved me but her kids I like more
And I don't know what to do I think that I'm screwed

[Chorus]
Billie Jean is not my lover
But her kid Prince Michael is the one
Even though's he's not my son
She says hands off my kid, to be lured into Neverland

[3rd Verse]
For almost 10 1/2 years
The law wasn't on my side
But then again not the media
Their a lot worse
Even though innocent until guilty
So take my lawyers advice, pay more money or pay the price
(Pay the price)

[4th Verse]
She told her kid not to look at me
After my surgery
Then I showed photos of evolution
"I just grew up"
Then I f*****d another kid 12 months old

[Bridge]
My lawyer always told me I should just grow up
But I did just in my face
My mug shot as my portrait
Sold for $9.99
This happened very soon
Called another to my room

[Chorus]
Billie Jean is not my lover
But her kid Prince Michael is the one
Even though's he's not my son
Billie Jean is not my lover
But her kid Prince Michael is the one
Even though's he's not my son
She says hands off my kid, to be lured into Neverland
She says hands off my kid, to be lured into Neverland
Billie Jean is not my lover
But her kid Prince Michael is the one
Even though's he's not my son
She says hands off my kid, to be lured into Neverland
She says hands off my son, She wants $20 Mill
She says hands off my son
Billie Jean is not a whore
Billie Jean has a real hot son
Billie Jean's son has colon cancer
Billie Jean wanted to meet me
Billie Jean sent me to Jail
Billie Jean will soon go away

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Leah Lockhart - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh good, another parameter check ;-)
Leah Lockhart - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment
And I bet that Billie Jean chick is no longer claiming MJ as the father of her child these days...
Know 1 can hear you dream - December 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Leah: Brilliant comment, Im sure youre right, what woman would risk shared child costody (or whatever the english term is) with MJ these days? :-)
DUMB - June 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Poor parody, awkward wording, not clever
cory - December 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Inapropriate, it's hard to make the word fit, and crummy parody overall.
anonymous - April 02, 2011 - Report this comment
Very Bad Parody. Why insult Michael Jackson?
An Angry Child - April 02, 2011 - Report this comment
This is the first 1,1,1 I have given to anyone, and how would you know any of this, we're you with the rest of the kids too you sicko!!?

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