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Original Song Title:

"Thriller"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Killer"

Parody Written by:

John Spoof

The Lyrics

Osama's A Killer!
It's a loud breath taking sound, trying to get Osama found
It's a cold night, the night of the terrorist fight
You try to shoot back, but he got you even more
He's gonna put up a fight up like no other before
He's here

And he's a killer, killer man
And no one's gonna find him until he hits the sand
You know he's a killer, killer man
You're fighting Al Qaeda, in the lands of Afghanistan

You here the gun shoot, and realize there's nowhere to retreat
You feel the hot sun, and the pain in your feet
You close your eyes and Osama comes before you
But all you know as instinct is to shoot him, shoot
He's in the cave

And he's killer, killer man
There ain't no chance Osama will get out of this alive
You know he's a killer, killer man
You're fighting for your country to kill a killer man

Dang terrorists crawl through the camp
And the most wanted will be planning an attack
There's no escapin' the powers of America
This is the end of your life, Osama

They're out to get you, all of Al Qaeda
They will shoot you unless you change your appearance
Now is the time for you to shoot and shoot
All through the night I'll save you from the terrorists on the land,
I'll help you survive

And he's a killer, killer man
'Cause I can kill you more than any other soldiers would dare to try
Osama, you're a killer, killer man
Sure, hide in you caves and go on television
Killer in the camp

"Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand
Terrorists shoot to see the shed of blood
To kill every one in you're neighborhood
And whatever terrorists shall be found
Without the soul for putting their weapons down
Must stand and face the soldiers of the US
And rot along with a hound's mess
The foulest stench is in the cave
The rot of Osama who never took a shave
And grizzly maniacs from every terror camp
Are turning off the wondrous heat of the lamp
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere terrorists can resist the falling of the killer"

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Static - October 13, 2003 - Report this comment
good choice of song to do this with, as MJ was {almost} a killer

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