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Song Parodies -> "Debbie Rowe"

Original Song Title:

"Billie Jean"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Debbie Rowe"

Parody Written by:

Album Cornix

The Lyrics

Hopefully the first of many parodies...
chika-cha-cha

she was part of a nursing team,
from an E.R. scene.
i said, don't mind,
but what do you say you be the one?
to have a child with me?

she said "unless I had a gun...
she won't have a child with me"

she told me her name was Debbie Rowe,
and what do you know...
the heavy-set with eyes that sunk
at being the one
who had a child with me

tabloids always saying, what will M.J. do?
he's going round breaking up his face.
being a father always held me, but i got no one to love.
I'm not careful what i do, because the lie is now the truth.

hey-hey

Debbie Rowe was not my lover,
she's just a girl, that says i am the one
but the kid is not my son.
she say's i am the one.
but Prince is not my son

for a faking white to have a white, it just ain't right.
but who can say who is the man, who lended a hand?
who's the dad of this kid in my arms?

so take my strange advice...
just remember to always pay twice..
just pay twice, just pay twice...hoo!

i told the papers that i want three,
look how they look at me...
i showed a photo of a baby prize,
who's skin was not like mine. (oh no!)
who's the dad of this kid in my arms?

tabloids always saying, what will M.J. do?
he's going round breaking up his face. (and paying dear)
but i paid a million dollars,
to have a kid made up.
it happened really soon,
i never took Deb to my room!
hey-hey

Debbie Rowe was not my lover,
she's just a girl, that says i am the one
but the kid is not my son. (no no no. no no no no no)
Debbie Rowe was not my lover,
she's just a girl, that says i am the one.
but Prince is not my son.
She says I am the one.
But Prince is not my son.

(guitar solo)

me...?
who...?

she says i am the one...
but the kid is not my son. (no no no...Who?)
Debbie Rowe was not my lover
she's just a girl, that says i am the one
but the kid is not my son.
she says i am the one.
but Prince is not my son.
she says that he is my son.
You know what I did...
she says he is my son.
it's breaking my wallet, babe.
she says i am the one.
Debbie Rowe was not my lover.
Debbie Rowe was not my lover.
Debbie Rowe was not my lover. (she is a fake)
Debbie Rowe was not my lover. (she is a fake)
Debbie Rowe was not my lover. (Dopey Debbie Rowe!)
Debbie Rowe was not my lover. (No one should have known!)
(fade)

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BLO-TOWN - March 03, 2003 - Report this comment
I see why u were a judge and not a contestant.
Album Cornix - March 03, 2003 - Report this comment
That's cold, That's real cold.
ChuckyG - March 03, 2003 - Report this comment
it's even colder since BLO-TOWN is one of the other judges..
BLO-TOWN - March 04, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm just playin wit ya dawg.
I wish I was Bob Geldof - May 26, 2003 - Report this comment
It's bad enough we poke fun at Micheal Jackson, but I think we should leave his Children out of this freakshow! OK?!
That was so sucky - July 05, 2003 - Report this comment
yet it's fun 2make fun of mike cuz hez so retarded but he luvz kidz like a family
MANSON GIRL - November 08, 2003 - Report this comment
OH MY GOD HORROR!
Sheep - November 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Prince is MJ's Son I'ts proven you dummy!
Kevin - July 02, 2005 - Report this comment
If Michael Jackson was a retarded, as you said, he wouldn't have written so many songs, implemented dance moves, revolutionized music videos, be the best selling artist with Thriller and own a share of the Beatles music catalog. You think you're creative just for modifying one of his lyrics. How ilusive! Why don't you try writing one from stratch from your own? People come and go in casual clothes following imposed trends and standards. Michael Jackson has the bravery to stand up and be different, not another copy. THAT IS TO BE A BRAVE MAN. TO STAND UP FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVE AND BE DIFFERENT.
butterflies - August 11, 2005 - Report this comment
what a load of trash...try harder next time.
Freddie Shelton - August 18, 2012 - Report this comment
It was kinda funny you have to admit. But seriously that's mean.

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