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Song Parodies -> "Michael Is Always In The Tabloids"

Original Song Title:

"Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Michael Is Always In The Tabloids"

Parody Written by:

Tim Hall

The Lyrics

[Chorus]
Michael is always in the tabloids
He is always in the tabloids
Said Michael is always in the tabloids
He is always in the tabloids
Children are sleeping over (Yeah, Yeah)
Bad plastic surgery (Yeah, Yeah)
He's stuck In The Middle (Yeah, Yeah)
And the pressure's thunder (Yeah, Yeah)
Children are sleeping over (Yeah, Yeah)
Bad plastic surgery (Yeah, Yeah)
He's Stuck In The Middle (Yeah, Yeah)
And the pressure's thunder (Yeah, Yeah)

[1st Verse]
Michael just went to the doctor
With A Fever, But Nothing was found
By The Time This Hit The Street
He had another nose job
Someone's Always Tryin' to catch Michael a lyin'
Talkin', Squealin', Lyin'
Sayin' Michael is always in the tabloids

[Chorus]
Michael is always in the tabloids
He is always in the tabloids
Said Michael is always in the tabloids
He is always in the tabloids
Children are sleeping over (Yeah, Yeah)
Bad plastic surgery (Yeah, Yeah)
He's stuck In The Middle (Yeah, Yeah)
And the pressure's thunder (Yeah, Yeah)
Children are sleeping over (Yeah, Yeah)
Bad plastic surgery (Yeah, Yeah)
He's Stuck In The Middle (Yeah, Yeah)
And the pressure's thunder (Yeah, Yeah)

[2nd Verse]
You Love To think nothing you do fails
While your children are wearing veils
They were there to replace Bubbles
When he had big razor stubbles
Someone's Always Tryin' to catch Michael a lyin'
Treacherous, Cunnin', Declinin'
You Got the children Cryin'

[Chorus]
Michael is always in the tabloids
He is always in the tabloids
Said Michael is always in the tabloids
He is always in the tabloids
Children are sleeping over (Yeah, Yeah)
Bad plastic surgery (Yeah, Yeah)
He's stuck In The Middle (Yeah, Yeah)
And the pressure's thunder (Yeah, Yeah)
Children are sleeping over (Yeah, Yeah)
Bad plastic surgery (Yeah, Yeah)
He's Stuck In The Middle (Yeah, Yeah)
And the pressure's thunder (Yeah, Yeah)
You're A peodphile, You're A peodphile
Now They Hate You, You're A peodphile
You're a pedophile, You're A peodphile
They mooch off Of You, You're A peodphile

[3rd Verse]
Michael likes to dangle children
Over a hotel balcony
Spending money in Las Vegas
But he always gets a refund
Someone's Always Tryin' to catch Michael a lyin'
Talkin', Squealin', Spyin'
Sayin' Michael is always in the tabloids

[Chorus]
Michael is always in the tabloids
He is always in the tabloids
Said Michael is always in the tabloids
He is always in the tabloids
Children are sleeping over (Yeah, Yeah)
Bad plastic surgery (Yeah, Yeah)
He's stuck In The Middle (Yeah, Yeah)
And the pressure's thunder Yeah, Yeah)
Children are sleeping over (Yeah, Yeah)
Bad plastic surgery (Yeah, Yeah)
He's Stuck In The Middle (Yeah, Yeah)
And the pressure's thunder (Yeah, Yeah)
You're A peodphile, You're A peodphile
Now They Hate You, You're A peodphile
You're a pedophile, You're A peodphile
They mooch off Of You, You're A peodphile

[Ad-Lib]
If You cant pay them all off (Yeah, Yeah)
Fly away like a moth (Yeah, Yeah)
And please do not scoff (Yeah, Yeah)
If You can't pay them all off (Yeah, Yeah)
You'll Be Always Tryin'
To hide the facts from pryin'
Hiding, Sneakin', Lying'
Your career's slowly Dyin'

[Chorus]
Michael is always in the tabloids
He is always in the tabloids
Said Michael is always in the tabloids
He is always in the tabloids
Children are sleeping over (Yeah, Yeah)
Bad plastic surgery (Yeah, Yeah)
He's stuck In The Middle (Yeah, Yeah)
And the pressure's thunder (Yeah, Yeah)
Children are sleeping over (Yeah, Yeah)
Bad plastic surgery (Yeah, Yeah)
He's Stuck In The Middle (Yeah, Yeah)
And the pressure's thunder (Yeah, Yeah)


[Ad-Lib]
Run out of Wonderland
And Scream Out To The World
You know he is guilty
The man in the mirror
He cannot hurt You Now
Because You Know What's True
His acts are never right
If he is black or white
Help Me Sing It,
Will you please Beat It now, Michael Jackson.
Will you please Beat It now, Michael Jackson.
Will you please Beat It now, Michael Jackson
Will you please Beat It now, Michael Jackson
Will you please Beat It now, Michael Jackson
[Repeat/Fade-Out]
trhall@stuart.iit.edu

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I wish I was Bob Geldof - June 01, 2003 - Report this comment
I can think of better names for this parady, Tim! How about "Ow, my nose is falling off" or "I like them young" Ha! Ha!
definitely not - August 30, 2003 - Report this comment
sod off you sef loving arse hole. whats he ever done to you
Latonya Campbell - March 17, 2004 - Report this comment
I think it sucks. Leave michael alone. yall can't sing at all, yall are terrible. michael is a way better singer than you haters. Why don't you haters try to sing your own songs on American Idol, and see what Simon says to ya'!
Fitu - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment
If i were him i'd be the samoan Michael not the Prince singer.
Ana - November 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I hate it to death when people use sites like this to write parodies OFFENDING people or anybody. That parody was so stupid I actually LOVE Jacko by now and feel sorry for him to have to read that. Leave the whole child molestation thing out of this, PLEASE!
Ana - February 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Actually, I admit I'm no die-hard fan of MJ but I do like his music. Still, I don't think that parody was funny (and I said this already). Guess what? Maybe I could write a parody about Steven Spielberg's biography based on anybody's performance and wouldn't mind the responses and scores varying.

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