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Song Parodies -> "Driller"

Original Song Title:

"Thriller"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Driller"

Parody Written by:

Ron Presley

The Lyrics

It's Close To your Appoinment And Something Evil's Lurking In The Jaw
Under The X-rays You See A cavity That Almost Stops Your Maw
You Try To floss But Tartor Takes The tooth Before You brush It
You Start To Rinse As Bacteria Looks You Right Between The teeth,
No more sweets

'Cause This Is Driller, Driller Night
And No One's Gonna Save You From The Dentist's nasty
celluite
You Know It's Driller, Driller Night
You're Fighting For Your teeth Inside A Killer, Driller
Tonight

You Hear The drills on And Realize There's Nowhere Left To haste
You Feel The Mouth Wash And Wonder If You'll Ever use toothpaste
You Close Your Teeth And Hope That This Is Just
not a quake
But All The While You Hear The Dentist's Creepin' Up
slow
You're Out Of Scope

'Cause This Is Driller, Driller Night
There Ain't No Second Chance Against The Crown With
a overbite
You Know It's Driller, Driller Night
You're Fighting For Your Jaw Inside Of Killer, Driller Tonight

Plaque Creatures attack
And The Dentist Starts The root canal the Teeth
There's No Escapin' The Gum Disease Alien This Time
(They're Open Wide)
This Is The End Of Your Chewing

They're Out to bleach You, There's Germs Closing In On Every tooth
They Will Harm You Unless You Change The Brand Of Your Paste
Now Is The Time For You And I To share plaque Together
All Thru The Night I'll Save You From The Terror On your results,
I'll Make no cavities

That This Is Driller, Driller Night
'Cause I Can bill You More Than Any Gates Would Dare To pay
Girl, This Is Driller, Driller Night
So Let Me floss You good And then we'll bill her, thrill her, Chill her
Driller Here Tonight

(Rap Performed By Vincent Price)
Dentists Falls Across The Room
The Hygine Hour Is for you a Doom
Cavities Crawl In Search Of Mouths
To Terrorize Y'awl's Upper-jaws
And Whosoever Shall Be Found
Without The bright teeth being brown
Must Stand And Face The Horror Of germs
And Rot Inside A Gum Disease,so firm
The Foulest Stench Is In the mouth
The Funk Of Forty Thousand cavities
And Grizzy Dentists From Every Town
Are Closing In To clean Your Gown
And Though You Fight To Stay Alive
Your Body Starts To Shiver
For No Mere Mortal Can Resist
The Evil Of The Driller

(Into Maniacal Laugh, In Deep Echo)

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