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Song Parodies -> "Freeze It"

Original Song Title:

"Beat It"

Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Freeze It"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Inspired by Jon!!!
Threw a banquet, but the guys were drinking beer
Lots of empty plates. Food didn't disappear
Food in heaping piles, gotta waste it I fear, no
I'll freeze it, just freeze it!

All the dishes, as well as pots and pans
Grab the freezer bags, got a marker in hand
Label that stuff, the steaks, chicken, and ham
I'll freeze it, don't want that stuff to go bad!

Just freeze it, freeze it, freeze it, freeze it
Pull from the freezer and reheat it
Eat it tomorrow or on Friday night
Eat whenever the time is just right

Just freeze it, freeze it [4x]

Freezer food, yes it's better than canned
Don't wanna eat like a boy, you wanna eat like a man
On Mac & cheese can't survive, and you don't wanna get out a pan
Unfreeze it, and eat it

Eat more pasta than a pizza that's shared
Microwave some meat, there's some blood left in there
Eat more food, it's still good, and already prepared
Can't beat it, and it didn't go bad!

(Chorus) [ 2x]
Just freeze it, freeze it, freeze it, freeze it
Keep it for a while and reheat it
Stocked in the freezer, it'll be alright
Make sure all the bags are zipped and airtight!

Just freeze it, freeze it, freeze it, freeze it

(Chorus) [x3]
Just freeze it, freeze it, freeze it, freeze it
Mom's cooking- who the hell needs it?
A fully stocked freezer is such a sight
A Midnight snack of beef sounds about right...

Just freeze it, freeze it
Later, just reheat it... and eat it!

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Jonathan - January 09, 2017 - Report this comment
Cool! 5s I'll work on getting those other "Beat It" parodies up this week! :)
Rob Arndt - January 09, 2017 - Report this comment
Don't rush Jon. Btw, MJ's "Thriller" could be "Griller!"
Larry Hensley - January 09, 2017 - Report this comment
sounds like a plan, 5's
Jonathan - January 10, 2017 - Report this comment
^^ Rob, I may do that, perhaps this summer when it's grillin' time! as I said, I'm not usually big on Michael Jackson music, "Beat It," "Ben," and "Somebody's Watching Me" (although the last one is technically a Rockwell song, Michael DID do the vocals for it!) are about the only songs of his I actually enjoy! but, as my mother repaid me for parodying the insipid "All About That Bass" (which "Thriller" is nowhere near as bad as, IMO.) with a dirt cake, I will consider the heads-up about that Dandelion & Burdock soda, (which that Dork Muffin got his panties all in a bunch over, on your other comment thread.) as payment for this! :)

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