-> "Beet Juice"
Original Song Title:
"Beat It"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Beet Juice"
The Lyrics
You know that you don’t ever wanna drink it
You’ve convinced yourself that you won’t like it one bit
But drinks are running low, you feel like throwing a fit
It’s beet juice, it’s beet juice
You wanna pour it down the sink, well you can
It might just taste like blood, then it’ll hit the fan
You wanna be tough, drink it if you can
It’s beet juice, part of Rocky's training
It’s beet juice, beet juice, beet juice, beet juice,
Said it more than 3 times, he’s loose
A wild character telling you to drink
It doesn’t matter how much it stinks
He has a screw loose
You’d rather eat moose
Or maybe a goose
It’s beet juice, beet juice
It’s out to get you, never leaves from the fridge
It’s next to the potato chips that have a ridge
It rebounds if thrown off the nearest high bridge
That beet juice, it’s beet juice
You have to show it that you’re up to the task
You’re drinking there one night, done with the whiskey flask
When you have drank beet juice then
In glory you will bask
Drink beet juice, you might puke out your guts
From beet juice, beet juice, beet juice, beet juice
You try to resist but no use
It looks real chunky and strong with the taste
You think you’d rather eat some toothpaste
It’s beet juice, beet juice, beet juice, beet juice
Trash it and taste buds call a truce
It smells real funky and strong is the taste
If it’s hurled or trashed oh what a waste
It’s beet juice, beet juice, beet juice, beet juice
Reward yourself with chocolate mousse
Beet taste will repeat on you through the night
The smell of your breath will cause a fright
It’s beet juice, beet juice
Beet juice, beet juice, beet juice
You drink so it won’t defeat you
It tastes real junky but it’s good for you
It doesn’t matter ‘cause you start to spew
That beet juice, beet juice, beet juice, beet juice
Your system can’t take the abuse
Showin’ how awfully bad tasting it is
Wish you had rather drank stuff with fizz
It’s beet juice, beet juice, beet juice, beet juice
Went outside and barfed on the spruce
Killing some plant life and bugs in the way
Wish you had put it off 10 more days
It’s beet juice, beet juice
Beet juice, beet juice, beet juice
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