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Song Parodies -> "Filner!"

Original Song Title:

"Thriller"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Filner!"

Parody Written by:

Callmelennie

The Lyrics

(Cue creaking sound of office door shutting)

It's way past mid-day
Something evil lurks at City Hall
Much to your dismay
You meet a man whose conduct does appall
You try to scream
But Mayor tongues your mouth before you make it
You start to freeze
As Hizzoner looks right into your eyes
You're mortified

Cause this is Filner, Filner night
And noone's gonna save you from the beast about to grope
Yeah, this is Filthy .. Filner night
You're fighting back disgust
Against a filthy Filner .. Tonight!!

You hear the door slam
And realize there's no one but this twit
You feel the cold hand
Trying to cop a squeezing of your tit
You close your eyes
And try to cope with this gross violation, Girl
But all the while
You feel this cretin patting your behind
He's a real slime

Cause this is Filner, Filner night
There ain't no second chance
Against the creep with horny hands, girl
Filner, Finer night
You're fighting off disgust
Against a filthy Filner tonight

Rumors recalling
The depth of this bastard's depravity
There's no escaping the paws of the mayor this time
(On your behind)
This is the end of the line

They're out to get him
There's reports coming in from every side
You can't avenge him
Unless you grab that phone and start to dial
Now is the time
For you and me to take this to the media
All thru your plight
They'll spare you from a mayor most unclean
They'll make you see

That this is Filner, Filner night
'Cause Filner's got to pay
For every grope that he did dare try
Filner, Filner night
So hold your head up high and bust a
Sleazy .. Evil .. Filthy .. Filner
Here TONIGHT!!

Cause this is Filner, Filner night
Cause Filner's got to pay
For every grope that he did dare try
Filner (woo-hoo) Filner night
So hold your head up high
And bust a filthy Filner tonight

Gonna get Filner tonight

(Cue sinister Vincent Price monologue, made even more so by the fact that Vincent Price passed away twenty years ago)

Darkness falls across the Dems
Reckoning hour is close at hand
Bloggers trawl in search of blood
Tales of terrorized sisterhood
And whomsoever shall be found
To have enabled this vile clown
Must stand and face the voter's wrath
And get blown off the Senate path

(Singing:) Gonna get filthy tonight
(Filthy, Filner)
Getting filthy tonight
(Filthy, Filner, oh Baby)
Getting Filner tonight
(Oh Baby, Get Filner tonight)

(Rap continues) The foulest stench is in the air
The cover ups of fourteen years*
And tawdry tales across the state
Are pouring in to seal his fate
And though he fights t stay alive
The Donkey starts to shiver
'Cause no Dem pol can be linked
To evil of

THE FILNER!!!

AAH-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
AAH-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha ........





*Some allegations go back to the late Nineties

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Holy Harry - August 15, 2013 - Report this comment
Don't you fear none, Defender of Female Virtue. The San Diego franchises of Hooters have banned the mayor from darkening their doorsteps. Thank Hooters for upholding respect for women! And be assured that the once holy Repubs are bigger offenders than the Dems. Groping is bipartisan.
Rob Arndt - August 15, 2013 - Report this comment
Was up early today and see that HH had already been here w/o rating @ 5:30am PST!!! I usually get up at around 8am PST which is 11am EST or +8 hrs to London and +16 hrs to WA (Western Australia). I doubt HH is from the US and PST/EST. A European or Aussie more likely and he didn't even rate you CML. Your first 555 is from me! Was thinking about Filner last night but wanted to match Hooters in a title. He's banned from those locations as well as other businesses in SD. He's holding the city hostage and won't resign. It would take a recall vote which could take months. Anyway, good MJ OS pick. I have a controversial MJ title for "Smooth Criminal" in the works that "might" upset some people ;-)

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