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Song Parodies -> "Shoot 'Em"

Original Song Title:

"Beat It"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Shoot 'Em"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

We all know the tragedy of Norway's domestic terror attack on 7/22 by Anders Breivik. This parody in no way endorses his actions, but is about his disturbed mind. "Mad" in the lyrics refers to him being insane. Far from being a Fundamentalist Christian, Breivik's writings and motivation are purely Anti-Marxist, Anti-Muslim, and Anti-Multicultural. He lived in fear of conversion to Euro-Islam and actually believed what he did was right to save Norway and Europe from what he calls "Demographic Jihad" of Muslim out-birthing the West with overpopulation and then conversion to Islam. The Oslo bombing was just a diversion so that he could kill on Utoya Island. A real tragedy, this parody does not glorify in killing- it is social commentary on his deranged mind...
Anders Breivik lived his life in conspiracy and fear
Worried about his race, that the end was near
He’d take them by surprise and his mission was very clear
Go shoot ‘em, just shoot ‘em

You made ’em run, some then panicked and swam
Utoya’s running with blood, take as many lives as you can
Strong words aren’t enough, you have a better plan
Go shoot ‘em, show ‘em you’re utterly Mad

[Chorus]
Just shoot ‘em, shoot ‘em, shoot ‘em, shoot ‘em
Before they convert to Euro-Islam
Show ’em how highly motivated is your fight
It doesn’t matter if they’re Left or Right
Just shoot ‘em, shoot ‘em
Just shoot ‘em, shoot ‘em
Just shoot ‘em, shoot ‘em
Just shoot ‘em, shoot ‘em

Bomb news in Oslo, better kill while you can
You are Anti-Marxist, you are Anti-Islam
Don‘t leave any left alive, better kill while you can
Go shoot ‘em, just shoot ‘em

You have to show them that you were really prepared
You're takin' so many lives, blood is flowing everywhere
Guns on you, Police uniform too,
No matter, because you really don’t care
Go shoot ‘em, show ‘em you’re utterly Mad

Just shoot ‘em, shoot ‘em, shoot ‘em, shoot ‘em
Before they convert to Euro-Islam
Show ’em how highly motivated is your fight
It doesn’t matter if they’re Left or Right

Just shoot ‘em, shoot ‘em, shoot ‘em, shoot ‘em
Before they convert to Euro-Islam
Show ’em how highly motivated is your fight
It doesn’t matter if they’re Left or Right
Just shoot ‘em, shoot ‘em, shoot ‘em, shoot ‘em

Just shoot ‘em, shoot ‘em, shoot ‘em, shoot ‘em
Before they convert to Euro-Islam
Show ’em how highly motivated is your fight
It doesn’t matter if they’re Left or Right


Just shoot ‘em, shoot ‘em, shoot ‘em, shoot ‘em
Before they convert to Euro-Islam
Show ’em how highly motivated is your fight
It doesn’t matter if they’re Left or Right

Just shoot ‘em, shoot ‘em, shoot ‘em, shoot ‘em
Before they convert to Euro-Islam
Show ’em how highly motivated is your fight
It doesn’t matter if they’re Left or Right

Just shoot ‘em, shoot ‘em, shoot ‘em, shoot ‘em
Before they convert to Euro-Islam
Show ’em how highly motivated is your fight
It doesn’t matter if they’re Left or Right
Just shoot ‘em, shoot ‘em
Shoot ‘em, shoot ‘em, shoot ‘em

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WCJ - July 25, 2011 - Report this comment
Shoot first, ask questions NEVER!! Their american way! :-[] Excellent Rob! 555! :-) Oh and the :-[] face resembles me or someone gritting my or their teeth in anger...

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