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Song Parodies -> "Chiller"

Original Song Title:

"Thriller"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Chiller"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

This is an adaptation of Wild Child JIN's album version...
Hear the stroke of midnight
Someone has been lurkin’ in the park
Far from his home
A psychotic that wants to tear out your heart
A victim cries
Bloody, she struggles to walk, but can only stagger
She’s left to die
While her whole life passes before her eyes
She’s traumatized

‘Cause this is Chiller
Chiller fright
No one’s going to save her
From this evil killer’s knife
You know it’s Chiller
Chiller fright
She’s fighting for her life
But is so frail
Chiller kills tonight (she’s dismembered)

People, keep your doors locked
The Chiller maniac is loose and having fun
Police have sealed-off blocks
And yet street-by-street the blood continues to run
Watching CNN, folks close their eyes
They are afraid of what’s lurking in the dark
Killer not identified
They lack the confidence that the Police will save them
From these hideous crimes!

‘Cause this is Chiller
Chiller fright
They don’t stand much chance
Against a beast that chops his victims, puts them in ice!
Chiller
Chiller fright
They’re fighting for their lives
You know it’s Chiller
Lives in peril
Chiller tonight

The city is sprawlin’
The Chiller drags victims on their hands and knees
There’s no escaping the dissection of this beast this time
(Meat in the fridge tonight!)
This killer is definitely out of his mind

He will stalk them
The beast has already set up all the traps
He will digest them
Cut them into pieces and freeze them in wrap
Now is the time
For the Police to quit making mistakes, yeah
Chiller is cold-blooded
While they analyze the evidence from the crime scene
Who hears the victims scream?

Can’t catch the Chiller
Chiller crimes
He’s not part of our world
Can’t catch the beast who’s killed so many times
(Chiller)
(Killer spree)
Dissector, bodies in deep freeze
It’s unreal, this
(Chiller, Ordeal)

The Chiller remains loose tonight

[Chant Part 1]
Knife wielded by a skilled hand
The work of one twisted man
Murderer prowls in search of food
Terrorizing entire neighborhoods
And whosoever shall be found
Alone in the shadows, won’t make a sound
‘Cause the killer will slice their throat so well
That they won’t be able to speak or yell

The Chiller remains loose tonight
(Chiller, killer)
Keeps killing time-after-time
(Chiller crimes, killer)
Victims fighting for their lives
Foul, Foul, Chiller is loose tonight
Chiller fright, foul!!!

[Chant Part 2]
A foul stench reeks from rotting meat
The remains of corpses in the city
As Police search house-to-house
For the beast that kills and shows no pity
And though victims fight to stay alive
Their struggles seldom matter
For what was taken is stored inside
A refrigerator that is blood splattered

[Chiller hacking and packing….]

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WCJ - July 22, 2011 - Report this comment
Another "cool" parody of MJ's Thriller! 5's! :-)
Rob Arndt - July 22, 2011 - Report this comment
TY WCJ, but you had it first!! I merely adapted your parody to my theme...

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