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Song Parodies -> "You Beat It"

Original Song Title:

"Beat it"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"You Beat It"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Casey Anthony, although charged with 4 counts of lying to the Law and sentenced to 4 years plus $4000 fine... will only serve 6 more days for time served and good behavior and walk on July 13th a free woman. She beat the system... with is tragic and revolting. No justice for little Caylee...
They told her in court you will have to appear
The remaining four offences are not gonna simply disappear
Judge Perry is presiding and his words were really clear
You beat it, You beat it

You better serve, six more days young woman
Don't wanna see no media, Baez has it all planned
Don‘t wanna see your mom, don’t wanna see your dad
You beat it, but not everybody is glad

You beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
The prosecution was defeated
Showed ’em how deceitful and malicious was your fight
It didn't even matter if the jury was wrong or right
You beat it, beat it
You beat it, beat it
You beat it, beat it
You beat it, beat it

They're out to get you, better move when you can
Better hide on July 13th, better fly to Houston
You wanna stay alive, better do what you can
You beat it, You beat it

You have to show Nancy Grace that you're really not scared
You're playin' with the media, but you are also the perfect liar
They'll hound you, then they’ll bait you,
They'll tell you a million for a book deal is fair
You beat it, but not everybody is glad

You beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
The prosecution was defeated
Showed ’em how deceitful and malicious was your fight
It didn't even matter if the jury was wrong or right

You beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
The prosecution was defeated
Showed ’em how deceitful and malicious was your fight
It didn't even matter if the jury was wrong or right

You beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
The prosecution was defeated
Showed ’em how deceitful and malicious was your fight
It didn't even matter if the jury was wrong or right
You beat it, beat it
Beat it, beat it, beat it

Beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
The prosecution was defeated
Showed ’em how deceitful and malicious was your fight
It didn't even matter if the jury was wrong or right

[ and repeat on, and on, until the end…]

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Wild Child JIN - July 08, 2011 - Report this comment
More like "You Beat Her" head wide open and to death with a nightstick! ;-D Excellent parody Rob! 5's! :-)

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