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Song Parodies -> "Skinny Jeans"

Original Song Title:

"Billie Jean"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Skinny Jeans"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Reuben

The Lyrics

I was 3/4 done this song when The Conqueror of Parodies, Below Average Dave, and the Amiright Allstars released Denim Jeans to the same OS. After listening to that song (which rocks!) and realizing it was very different than my lyrics, my panic subsided and I decided to complete the song. The recording will be out in a few weeks!
She was giving me fashion tips, how my pants should fit
Slim, trim and snug they should hug my hips, ankles and calves
Nothing loose, not relaxed, wide is out
It’s not hip to be flared
Bell-bottoms, burn them all, throw them out

She said if I wore her skinny jeans, I would cause a scene
Juniors, size three, petite, extra short, sounds kind of tight
Feeling snug, as a bug, in a rug

Britney always told me accentuate your curves
Let's go Bongo if you've got the nerve
And Miley always told me be careful when you wash
Don’t want them bleeding through, that will leave you feeling blue

Her skinny jeans I love to wear them
Form-fitting legs make me look taller and thin
Oh, I’m feeling super slim
Makes me look like the bomb, takes all day to pull them on

At Limited tried five thousand pairs
To find the perfect size
Not what I meant when I said I would
Get in her pants
Dressing room, with her clothes, check me out
Oh the shape they provide, it’s no stretch that they flatter my thighs
Feels so right! So skintight!

Four hundred sit-ups four hundred squats
Work my abs and quads
So many brands to try which will best
Accent my frame
Gloria, Vanderbilt, Calvin Klein, yeah

Janet always told me be careful that you match
Don't wear them out with a baggy shirt
That mix of nylon spandex
Sits just below my waist
They’re tapered down my leg
Now please don’t make me beg

For skinny jeans, I love to wear them
My sexy, girlish figure's sure to attract
Emphasized by my new slacks
To wear these jeans I've got to work out
All day and night to get my tush and legs toned
Then maybe I'll buy my own
They look good on my buns, no more need for 501s

Take it slow when I sit, cause I don't want them to split
Her skinny jeans I love to wear them
When I want girls to take a look at my tail
Hey these jeans will never fail
Comfort fit don't look right, but slim-fit is out of sight
She says she loves my butt, (you know you do)
Have to suck in my gut (barely can breathe babe)
Straight and boot…not my cut
Her skinny jeans I love to wear them
Her skinny jeans I love to wear them
Her skinny jeans I love to wear them
Ex-girlfriend jeans I love to wear them ...



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Wild Child JIN - July 05, 2011 - Report this comment
If you do manage to get them on, just don't bend over, RIIIIP!!! ;-D Excellent Job! 5's! :-)
Old Man Ribber - July 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Jeff - Incredible job here. Skinny jeans are like a plain Hershey Bar...it only applies if you have no "nuts". ;D
Arwen - July 05, 2011 - Report this comment
I am delighted and horrified all at the same time, Jeff...excellent work!
Dave W. - July 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Great parody......I hope there will be a funny video along with the recording.....Good luck on your endeavor Jeff
NoHandsGal - July 06, 2011 - Report this comment
don't forget the 'brushed denim jeans', Sir ! for it summons a Cowboy's hand . . .
Abbott Skelding - August 03, 2011 - Report this comment
I would love to see a Billie Jean video parody with this song...that'd be great! Nice job describing the pants my brother wears...and the ones I could never EVER fit into haha
Mark Scotti - August 03, 2011 - Report this comment
(abc) "Squeezed' a lot of good lines here, and they "fit" the OS well!
Agrimorfee - August 06, 2011 - Report this comment
The humor wasn't slack, and the pacing was tight!
Abbott Skelding - August 09, 2011 - Report this comment
SOTM: Nice work, just as good on the second read!
Matthias - August 09, 2011 - Report this comment
I know this song was sung with you (Jeff) in mind but half way through for some reason I was starting to think that the main singer was a lesbian. Maybe I'm just hopeful. Anyways great parody and some tight-fitting fashion tips.
Blaydeman - August 15, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) simply to say, AMAZING!
D-Mon - August 15, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) Sounds a little suspicious to me -_-..... JK! Awesome job!
bobpiecheese - August 15, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) Of course, the downside of skinny jeans is that it's hard to cruise when there's a seam splicing your nadgers in two. Not that I know this from experience, I'm just quoting Red Dwarf. Kudos from going through with the parody despite my similarly titled piece and the end result is simply fabulous! 555 for you, sir!
Syncronos - August 16, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) Song choice? Great. Pacing? Great. Humor involved? Great. Guy wearing girl's skinny jeans? o_0
Below Average Dave - August 16, 2011 - Report this comment
Oh my goodness Jeff. . .wow. . .tell Britney, Miley, and Janet I said hi:) Uh . . . and when we hang out again, you can leave this tip at home, I don't mind relaxed fit or bell bottoms. . .though I'd probably play "Play That Funky Music White Boy" if you wore bell bottoms but I digress. . .
WCJ - August 21, 2011 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I like the tight fitting jeans too, but sadly being a little over 40 pounds overweight, I can't wear them! :-( But like I said above Great Parody Jeff! :-)
Blaydeman - August 22, 2011 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above
Max Power - August 23, 2011 - Report this comment
Never really a fan of them, I am a fan of the song so size 555 for you.
bobpiecheese - August 31, 2011 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above!
Glen S - February 15, 2012 - Report this comment
Good form, Jeff. The song fits the subject, which fits your punny self. Many good lines, but 'Feeling snug, as a bug, in a rug' and the 'bleeding through/feeling blue' couplet stood out especially to me
Claude Prez - July 26, 2017 - Report this comment
Can't believe no one's mentioned the "Not what I meant when I said I would Get in her pants" line -- the whole thing was great though
Logan the Amazing - October 29, 2017 - Report this comment
BEST. PARODY. EVER!!!
Logan the Amazing - October 29, 2017 - Report this comment
BEST. PARODY. EVER!!!

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