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Song Parodies -> "Tyrant Lizard"

Original Song Title:

"Thriller"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Tyrant Lizard"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Second version of this song- had a very hard time with this one and still don't know if it sounds right... very frustrated!!!
It's got sharp eyesight
something evil's hidin' in the dark
massive size…
They feel the earth shake -almost stops their hearts
They try to run
But it hits the ground before they take off
Suddenly, they can’t breathe
A hungry carnivore stands right before their eyes
SS guards terrified…

Tyrant Lizard
T-Rex fright
And no one's gonna save them
From last weapon of the Third Reich
They know it's a predator
T-Rex fright
It won’t spare their lives
Hungry for dinner…
It‘s gonna eat them alive (alive, ja- NEIN!!!)

They hear its tail rise
And realize that this beast can run
It has a wide stride (25 mph)
And wonder if they'll ever reach their guns
They’re going to try
Going to ignore these horrible, sick sensations
… but all the while
They hear the monster’s closing’ in behind
Full bursts of 9(mm)!!!

Tyrant Lizard
T-Rex fright
There’s only a slight chance
to beat the beast which was chained inside
(Tyrant Lizard)
(T-Rex fright)
It won’t spare their lives
Hungry for dinner…
It‘s gonna eat them alive (alive, ja- NEIN!!!)

The trees fall,
in unison, as the monster emerges from its cave
There's no escaping the jaws of the T-Rex this time
(The guards jump into their ride)
Escaping 12 in. teeth sharp as knives

It’s out to eat them
But reinforcements are closing in on every side
They will protect you
With Zyklon B, fired from the fearsome 88
Now is the time
For the all German soldiers to group together, ja
Hit the spotlight
They'll keep that beast from feeding, you’ll see
This is still Nazi Germany

Tyrant Lizard
T-Rex fright
Can’t feed on German soldiers
That 7 ton beast shouldn’t even dare to try
(Tyrant Lizard)
(T-Rex fright)
Got loose out of its bunker
To find its
dinner, dinner, dinner
T-Rex has the might

Tyrant Lizard
T-Rex fright
Can’t feed on German soldiers
That 7 ton beast shouldn’t even dare try
(Tyrant Lizard)
(T-Rex fright)
It’s getting close to a firefight
With a giant
(predator, Tyrant Lizard)

We might have to kill it tonight…

[Rap]
Darkness falls across the Fatherland
The 11th hour is close at hand
Lab creatures roam in search of blood
To kill enemies closing in on two fronts
Any Allied soldiers on the ground
Shall be torn apart wherever they be found
Will stand and face this beast from hell
Created from extracted sauropod cells

Zerstorer program not going right
(destroyer, destroyer)
Zerstorer program not going right
(destroyer, destroyer)
Zerstorer program not going right
“The Destroyer” dies tonight (can’t save)

[Rap]
Last Miracle Weapon developed to strike
To save the thousand year Reich
Now the creature’s running loose
Out of control, of little military use
Though created to feed on those alive
The SS must now deliver (by 88mm)
a lethal, explosive dose of Zyklon B
To put down this Tyrant Lizard




























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Wild Child JIN - May 16, 2011 - Report this comment
5's up the "scales" for this parody! :-D Great Job Rob! :-)
Rob Arndt - May 16, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks WCJ... had a hard time with the first version and hope this one rates better. MJs songs are hard (at least some of them). I go for the unconventional, so I have a harder time with these parodies...

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