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Song Parodies -> "You Sing Bad"

Original Song Title:

"Bad"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"You Sing Bad"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

More Ke$ha bashing fun!!!
Bought your albums twice
But they didn’t sound right
Your songs were horrible
Played time-after-time
I'm telling you
How sick they made me feel
Didn’t blow my mind
Just made me ill
Move on, Move on,
Ke$ha, you’re not too bright...

I won’t be purchasing
Your next CD or MP3
I hate your stuff
It’s just sickening . . .
I'm informing you
Your music career is goin’ south
Nobody knows
WTF you’re singing about

Well they say everyone’s got
Their limit
And with you that's really true
But having watched your last three videos
It’s very obvious
You also have a shitty attitude . . .

Because You Sing Bad, Sing Bad-
Don’t write another song
(Bad, Bad-Really Bad, Really Bad)
We Know You Sing Bad, Sing Bad-
You know it’s painfully true
(Bad, Bad-Really Bad, Really Bad)
We Know You Sing Bad, Sing Bad-
Come on, you show it
(Bad, Bad-Really Bad, Really Bad)
And the whole Music Industry has to
acknowledge right now
To your critics once again,
You Sing Bad!!!

The word is out
You can’t sing a song
Even your fans will be fed up
Before too long,
Your annoying voice
Doesn’t sound right
It’s like listening to
A brutal cat fight,
You look so cheap
Like a hooker at night
You also can’t carry a note
To save your life

Well they say everyone’s got
Their limit
And with you that's really true
But having watched your last three videos
It’s very obvious
That you’re also very rude . . .

Because You Sing Bad, Sing Bad-
Don’t write another song
(Bad, Bad-Really Bad, Really Bad)
We Know You Sing Bad, Sing Bad-
You know it’s painfully true
(Bad, Bad-Really Bad, Really Bad)
We Know You Sing Bad, Sing Bad-
Come on, you show it
(Bad, Bad-Really Bad, Really Bad)
And the whole Music Industry has to
acknowledge right now
To your critics once again,
You Sing Bad!!!

You could change your image
Tomorrow
If you could actually sing and keep pace
You really need to take
Lessons
And wipe that glitter off your
Face . . .

Because You Sing Bad, Sing Bad-
Don’t write another song
(Bad, Bad-Really Bad, Really Bad)
We Know You Sing Bad, Sing Bad-
You know it’s painfully true
(Bad, Bad-Really Bad, Really Bad)
We Know You Sing Bad, Sing Bad-
Come on, you show it
(Bad, Bad-Really Bad, Really Bad)
Boo! Boo! Boo!
And the whole Music Industry has to
acknowledge right now
To your critics once again,
You Sing Bad . . .

You Sing Bad, Sing Bad-
Don’t write another song
(Bad, Bad-Really Bad, Really Bad)
You Sing Bad, Sing Bad-
You show it-You show it
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You show it, You show it, You
Show it, Don’t write another song
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now
(And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now)
To your critics once again
(To your critics once again)
You Sing Bad!!!

We know you stink, Sing
Bad, You Show it
(Bad Bad-Really Bad, Really Bad)
We know you Sing Bad, Sing
Bad, act crazy
(Bad Bad-Really Bad, Really Bad)
You show it, You show it, You
show it, Don’t write another song
(Bad Bad-Really Bad, Really Bad)
And the whole Music Industry has to
acknowledge right now
(And the whole Music Industry has to
acknowledge right now)
Just to tell you once again
(Just To Tell You Once Again)
You Sing Bad!!!

You Sing Bad, Sing Bad-
Don’t write another song
(Bad, Bad-Really Bad, Really Bad)
You Sing Bad, Sing Bad-
You show it-You show it
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You show it, You show it, You
Show it, Don’t write another song
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now
(And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now)
To your critics once again
(To your critics once again)
You Sing Bad!!!



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