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Song Parodies -> "Norma Jean"

Original Song Title:

"Billie Jean"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Norma Jean"

Parody Written by:

Mick Terry

The Lyrics

With all due respect & homage to Saint Michael & Saint Marilyn ...
Not a whore, but a porno queen from the nudie screen.
She spoke her mind, but what did she mean she was the one
who was drunk on the floor on the ground?
She said she was the one
who was drunk on the floor on the ground.

She told me her name was NORMA JEAN from the porno screen.
Then ev'ry thought burned: my eyes had dreamed of seeing the one
who was drunk on the floor on the ground.

People always told her be careful of who you screw
and don't go around taking young girls' parts.
Her mother always told her be careful of who you shove
& be careful of who you use 'cause the child becomes the truth.

NORMA JEAN is not my mother.
She's just a girl who claims that she was the one.
But this kid is not her son.
She say she was the one, but this kid is not her son.

For forty years & for most her life, she was working nights.
She had her plans. She was in demand. Then, there was this man.
They got drunk on the floor on the ground.
So take her strong advice, keep your legs shut as tight as a vice.
(Do think twice)

She had a baby she couldn't keep, & she thinks it's me.
Then showed a photo: her baby cried. His eyes were like mine. (Oh, no!)
She got drunk on the floor on the ground.

People always told her be careful of who you screw
and don't go around taking young girls' parts.
1 night without protection with some handsome stud buffoon:
nine months & she's in bloom in her deliv'ry room.

CHORUS (repeat ad nauseum)
Lyrics: MICK TERRY Copyright © 2009 - MickTerry.com
Norma Jean
Original Lyrics & Music: Michael Jackson © 1987

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Sandy Clara - March 06, 2014 - Report this comment
MJ would turn white in his grave ... oh, yeah, he already was.
Haley Newell - September 24, 2014 - Report this comment
Norma Jean was MY mother.

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