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Song Parodies -> "Bleach It"

Original Song Title:

"Beat It"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Bleach It"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Probably has been done before...???
They asked her don't you want to be popular?
Don't wanna see dark roots, better touch up here and there
Guys love light eyes, nice rack, and flowing fair hair
So Bleach it, Just Bleach it


Blondes have more fun, and get the best men
Don't wanna have dark hair, better treat it strand-by-stand
Blonde hair is enough to attract a handsome man
So Bleach it, ‘cause you don’t want to be left sad

[Chorus]
Just Bleach it, Bleach it, Bleach it, Bleach it
Go to a salon and treat it
Straight or curly, go fix your hair
It doesn’t matter if it’s black, brunette, or ginger
Just Bleach it, Bleach it
Just Bleach it, Bleach it
Just Bleach it, Bleach it
Just Bleach it, Bleach it

They're starting to notice you, better treat while you can
Peroxide and foil burns, but it will get you that man
You gotta take the pain, treat it over again and again
So Bleach it, Just Bleach it

Don’t go to a store ’cause dyes don’t really work
You're messin‘ with your hair, you don’t wanna attract a jerk
Dyes ruin your texture, they can ruin how you look
Beware! Dyes are not permanent.
So Bleach it, you don’t want to be left sad

[Chorus]
Just Bleach it, Bleach it, Bleach it, Bleach it
Go to a salon and treat it
Straight or curly, go fix your hair
It doesn’t matter if are black, brunette, or ginger

[Chorus]
Just Bleach it, Bleach it, Bleach it, Bleach it
Go to a salon and treat it
Straight or curly, go fix your hair
It doesn’t matter if are black, brunette, or ginger

[Chorus]
Just Bleach it, Bleach it, Bleach it, Bleach it
Go to a salon and treat it
Straight or curly, go fix your hair
It doesn’t matter if are black, brunette, or ginger

[Chorus]
Just Bleach it, Bleach it, Bleach it, Bleach it
Go to a salon and treat it
Straight or curly, go fix your hair
It doesn’t matter if are black, brunette, or ginger

[Chorus]
Just Bleach it, Bleach it, Bleach it, Bleach it
Go to a salon and treat it
Straight or curly, go fix your hair
It doesn’t matter if are black, brunette, or ginger

[Chorus]
Just Bleach it, Bleach it, Bleach it, Bleach it
Go to a salon and treat it
Straight or curly, go fix your hair
It doesn’t matter if are black, brunette, or ginger
Just Bleach it, Bleach it



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Wild Child JIN - April 06, 2011 - Report this comment
Don't know about how well bleaches work, I once had my hair dyed blonde, and it turned silver like a fox tail, :-o out $50 for that, but as for your song, Excellent work, strand for strand, it covers all! ;-) 5's.
Rob Arndt - May 03, 2011 - Report this comment
Back in the '80s I was punk for a while and dyed my hair blonde and black. The black was in a V-shape. I had the Michael Jackson top, the studded gloves, my ear pierced, wore pleather pants,a nd had suede half boots and a bandana wrapped around my leg while wearing a chain belt!!! What the hell was I thinking???
Annie - September 29, 2015 - Report this comment
I once had my hair bleached when I was 14 (though I wanted it dyed, to defy my mom who said no). My friend bleached it instead and it turned bright orange like Vitamin C's hair! Obviously it took tons of scrubbing, my hair being cut off into a pixie cut and about a year or so to finally get rid of it. That's something I never did again. This was 15 years ago. As for what you were thinking-it was the 80s. Styles were out there back then. But that's why I like the music, style and movies from then even though I was a tiny tot for the last few years of the decade.
Annie - September 29, 2015 - Report this comment
PS. 5-5-5 for your parody
Rob Arndt - September 29, 2015 - Report this comment
Annie, thanks! As a kid through my 20s I had long, golden blonde hair. Looked like a Hanson kid before they ever came out! But then it turned to brown and then black, like my dad. I bleached it back blonde a few times but then adjusted to it. Today, I clipper cut my hair #1 short. I love baseball caps too, so that's the end of that! I'm sporting the Bruce Willis look ;-)

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