Song Parodies -> Heat It
| Original Song Title: | "Beat It" |
| Original Performer: | Michael Jackson |
| Parody Song Title: | "Heat It" |
| Parody Written by: | BLO-TOWN |
They said it's cold u better heat it in here
Gotta make that E-coli dissapear
The heat is up high and the grease is burning clear so heat it, just heat it
There is no need to use the stove for that spam
But use the microwave to heat your nachos man
Your meat is ground chuck but it's raw on your hand so heat it
U don't wanna feel bad so
Chorus
Heat it, heat it
If it's raw don't eat it, eat it
If it smells funky, cook it through right
Color does matter, not pink or light
Just heat it, just heat it
Heat it through
There are some germs for the meat in that pan
U just cooked that raw beef don't fry up your ham
U better sanatize, better wash off that pan
And heat it, just heat it
Eating raw food can cause a big scare
It'll have your stomach dancin just like Fred Astaire
You'll throw up and blow up and your stomach will tear
Heat it, heat it
Chorus(to end)
Gotta make that E-coli dissapear
The heat is up high and the grease is burning clear so heat it, just heat it
There is no need to use the stove for that spam
But use the microwave to heat your nachos man
Your meat is ground chuck but it's raw on your hand so heat it
U don't wanna feel bad so
Chorus
Heat it, heat it
If it's raw don't eat it, eat it
If it smells funky, cook it through right
Color does matter, not pink or light
Just heat it, just heat it
Heat it through
There are some germs for the meat in that pan
U just cooked that raw beef don't fry up your ham
U better sanatize, better wash off that pan
And heat it, just heat it
Eating raw food can cause a big scare
It'll have your stomach dancin just like Fred Astaire
You'll throw up and blow up and your stomach will tear
Heat it, heat it
Chorus(to end)
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You have beaten Weird Al at his game this time!
good but no way near as goosd as eat it by wierd al
Yo Blo, There were some times when the pacing caught down with me, but that didn't stop me giving you all ones.....I mean 4s. Good job.
funny stuff. all 5s!
As STG said, the pacing was a bit off but this had brilliant rhyming and was pretty funny. 4-5-5
I sang it somewhat differently to make it fit, but humor was very good.
This would make a good PSA. Minor pacing glitches, but very good.
Very good parody, good "Fred Astaire" line.
Hot hot hot. The Fred line is my fave too.
(ABC) I thought the pacing was fine, but had to give you a 4 for overall since you didn't follow thru with the whole chorus. 5-5-4.
Good song, had trouble following it a bit, but overall good.
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