-> "Phyllis Diller"
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On TV late nights, they sometimes air old movies as a lark
And in the spotlight, you hear a voice that could rip iron bars apart
What's this we see? A skinny, wacky lady in her jacket
It's pink and green, and terror comes as you look into her eyes
What a surprise!
It's Phyllis Diller, late tonight
In many Bob Hope movies, and old TV black and white
It's Phyllis Diller, what a fright!
You're shrieking with delight thanks to Phyllis Diller tonight!
She does her own slams, like when she gave a garbage truck a run
She stops the junkman, and asks, "Am I too late?" He says, "Hop on!”
Now close your eyes, but who’s that, let me give small education…Weird!
That yakky style…she’s the Queen Ant in Pixar’s “A Bug’s Life”
That blow your mind?
‘Cause it’s Phyllis Diller, yeah, that’s right!
Wearing polyester pants in a tone that makes your eyes curl
Phyllis Diller, tight
You glad you got your wife instead of Phyllis Diller? No spite!
Las Vegas called, got her shows
For awhile, quite an escapade
There’s no escape from that crazy comedienne, no jive
Been on “Family Guy”!
Now let’s inform you, soap actress Susan Lucci’s not her child
She had 6 kids…TRUE! And she’s still kickin’ ‘round, that’s pretty wild
Now is the time for all of you to put your hands together
‘Cause here tonight we have a special guest from stage and screen
For this parody
It’s Phyllis Diller! Thrills tonight
She can give you laughter more than Joan Rivers could dare try
Diller hits the heights
So let me hand the mic to our thriller, Diller WHOO!
Honored she’s here tonight!
Hey out there in online land
You know about my hubby Fang?
I wouldn’t say he is a dud
His favorite drinking pal’s named Bud!
Yeah, so I’ve been shopping ‘round
Wrinkle remover by the pound
15 plastic surgeries, all
More lifts than a British townhall
(Honored she’s here tonight, oh yeah, oh darling, so honored, she’s here tonight…)
Hey! No cracks about my hair
It gives fresh mashers a scare
Little boy just gave me gloom
Asked, “Hey Witch Hazel, where’s yer broom?”
That’s right folks, I’m still alive
The gags I still deliver
And no strong person can resist
The laughter of this Diller!
HAH! HAH! HAAAAH!
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