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Song Parodies -> "Miller"

Original Song Title:

"Thriller"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Miller"

Parody Written by:

The Offenders

The Lyrics

Hope everyone enjoys this one - written while stumbling home from a certain NYC pub that I frequented a bit too often.
It's close to game time
I'll pop open a cold and frosty brew
And while I'm drinking
I'm thinking how my team is gonna do
Now is the time
When all my friends will huddle close together
Ball's on the line
The game's sold out and there is perfect weather
One thing to do

Let's grab a Miller
Miller Lite
I love those great commercials where they argue, fuss, and fight
Miller
Miller Lite
I'm hiding from my life inside a bottle, bottle tonight

I grab a cold can
And realize my stock is down to one
I see that my hand
Is shaking like a finger on a gun
My mind's a blur
I'm fighting off these paranoid delusions
The words I slur
Are sounding like the chatter of a fool
Look at me drool

'Cause I drink Miller
Miller Lite
I love to guzzle down the brew that gets me real tight
Miller
Miller Lite
I'm hiding from my life inside a bottle, bottle tonight

Halftime is here so I'll grab me a beer
From the 'Frigerade
I've had a few while I've been here with you
And I'm fine
Don't ask me to walk a straight line

I keep on falling
So I resort to crawling down the hall
And as I'm drinking
I'm thinking if I'll make it home at all
I start to drive
And everyone is looking like a stranger
It's close to five
And I'm really unaware of all the danger
I wish I could see

'Cause I drink Miller
Miller Lite
It cures my thirsty feeling be it morning, noon, or night
Miller
Miller Lite
So let me get real tight and drink my
Miller, Miller, Miller, Miller here tonight

Yes we drink Miller
Miller Lite
We love those great commercials where they argue, fuss, and fight
Miller
Miller Lite
We're hiding from our lives inside a bottle, bottle tonight

(voice-over)
Darkness falls across the land
And Happy Hour is close at hand
Humans stroll in search of brew
To patronize a pub or two
And whosoever shall be found
Without the gut for guzzling down
Must stand and pay the tab that's due
For drinking up the barman's brew

A barley stench is in the air
The funk of forty-thousand beers
And drunken fools from every room
Are staggering in to fill your gloom
And though you fight to sober up
Your hands, they start to quivver
For no inebriate can resist
The brewskie known as Miller

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Below Average Dave - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
I don't drink Miller, but regardless, that was a pretty good title switch on a classic 80's hit, probably my favorite MJ or 80s song, 5s on principle
Old Man Ribber - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Good for what ales you! 5 MGDs all around! ;D
McKludge - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
I'm thinking how many Miller Lites you would actually have to drink to get that drunk. And that's far too many. Here's $555, go buy some real beer!
MsMil-WOW-key - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
ahhh Miller, (greenLabel) the Champagne oBeers! ~ Erin Go Braless ~
Matthias - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
This title has more than likely been used for a parody like this before in the past on Amiright. Only I haven't read any of those so this was a fantastic parody to me anyways.
Christie Marie M - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
That's a good one! I'm not much of a beer drinker, but this parody is enjoyable. I'll think of your satire when I watch the Superbowl and all those commercials during Superbowl when they show Miller Lite. Go guzzle down 555 more cans of Miller Lite for this one!
TJC - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Less filling? No! Paced great? Yes!
You sir, have a deft touch.
blackjack21 - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Now you're living the High Life! Next round is on me, 555.
Phil Nelson - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
If this was wine it's the story of my life. 5's
Dr. Oliver Clozoff - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Even though Miller sucks, that was one great parody. 555.
Andria - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Like Christie, I'm not much of a beer drinker, preferring wine, flavored malt beverages and hard liquor, but I do like Miller High Life. Great job on a great OS, 5s, and watch for a beer-themed parody by moi sometime soon! :-)
Spoof-Man - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment
I thoght of this same idea a, good, good, good while back but never had the 'stuff' to suport it!! Glad someone found away!!

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