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Song Parodies -> "Black I'm White"

Original Song Title:

"Black or White"

Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Black I'm White"

Parody Written by:

The Offenders

The Lyrics

Colors change like the seasons... this one was too easy.
My lips were fuller and my hair was a 'fro
I was a homeboy and my brother a 'bro
But money changes everything, and I realized to switch and not fight
So you'd better look again babe
'Cause you'll notice I'm not black I'm white

One day I realized that I was the boss
I told my doctor, make me Diana Ross
So he put me on the table, and told me he'd make everything right
And when I woke up in the morning
Then I noticed I'm not black I'm white

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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TJC - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
There's no 'gray area' as far as I'm concerned--you're outrageously funny!
Phil Nelson - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
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Christie Marie M - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Reminds me of this "In Living Color" skit with Michael Jackson where he asks a cop if he's black or white.

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