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Song Parodies -> "Billy Mays"

Original Song Title:

"Billie Jean"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Billy Mays"

Parody Written by:

carly_carlz

The Lyrics

I miss Billy Mays. He was quite the salesman, he could sell bibles to atheists.
Saw a commercial for Oxy Clean on my TV screen
He says "Call now and we'll send you 2 tubs, not just 1"
No one can take his place all around
He's the only great one
No one can take his place all around

Begins screaming "Hi, I'm Billy Mays", oh those were the days
Then every head turned and the number to call the jot down
Sadly Billy Mays is underground

People always told me be careful what you buy
Don't buy it if it's missing parts
Mama always told me, the slider pan she loves
I love the stuff he sold, but sad news had been so cold

Billy Mays is not dead to me
Was a pitchman who frankly, was the best one
He is survived by his son
He's by far the best one, and is survived by his son

After his death they stopped airing them
Only postmortem
A few days after that we saw Jupiter Jack
And nothing after that
No one can take his place all around
So Take My Strong Advice, if you buy it, never think twice
(Don't think twice)

I hate that girl's voice who fills his slot
Sounds like a robot
The shamwow guy. Boy, he makes me cry
It's a scam, not so fine.
Sadly Billy Mays is underground baby

People always told me be careful what you buy
Don't buy it if it's missing parts
Their advice is sticking with me
He may have been a loon
But he passed on much too soon
Now commercial breaks are doomed

Billy Mays is not dead to me
Was a pitchman who frankly, was the best one
He is survived by his son
Billy Mays is not dead to me
Was a pitchman who frankly, was the best one
He is survived by his son
He's by far the best one, and is survived by his son
He's by far the best one, and is survived by his son
He's by far the best one, and is survived by his son
Billy Mays is not dead to me
Was a pitchman who frankly, was the best one
He is survived by his son
He's by far the best one, and is survived by his son
He's by far the best one, he's survived by his son
He's by far the best one
Billy Mays is not dead to me
Billy Mays is not dead to me
Billy Mays is not dead to me
Billy Mays is not dead to me
Billy Mays is not dead to me
Billy Mays is not dead to me

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2Eagle - January 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Good job. This is a hard song to parody. Now look up my version. By the way, Oxy Clean really works.
Violet Baudelaire - January 05, 2010 - Report this comment
I've only seen him once, when he's hawking the Turbo Tiger. Condolences to his family and colleagues in the infomercial industry.
Cody Slusher - January 19, 2010 - Report this comment
That is pretty good.

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