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Song Parodies -> "Crap TV"

Original Song Title:

"Dirty Diana"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Crap TV"

Parody Written by:

carly_carlz

The Lyrics

This is how I feel when nothing good is on the tube.
It's been a long, hard day
In the mood for some TV
I'm sad DWTS isn't on
The same thing goes for Glee
I've been there times before
But I was too pooped to see
I was watching the Disney Channel
That channel nauseates me

They make it seem OK
And young ones do what they please
They Have The Stuff That Kids Want
They're entertainment kids need
Can't look those nubs in the eyes
Miley's too young to be sexy
She says ain't no problem with that
Can't stand those overrated farts

Hannah Montana
Hannah Montana
Hannah Montana
Let Me Be!

You suck . . .
You suck . . .
You suck . . .

I'm watching "Making the Band"
This crap on the MTV
It's such a shame that I don't
Remember the old MTV
I wait for it to end
But what's the use anymore
Now it's "Shot at Love"
The girls on that show are whores
They make it seem ok
Some peace and quiet I want
I like old MTV
But the good music is gone
Wanna know what I think?
I think they went to far
Those girls remind me
Of that precocious star

Hannah Montana
Hannah Montana
Hannah Montana
Hannah Montana
Hannah Montana
Hannah Montana
Hannah Montana
Hannah Montana
It's Monta….a….a…a
Come On!

I'm kicking back at my home
'Cause I'm Real Tired You See
I'm watching South Park alone
Guess what? I'm only 15!
I think its hilarious
When they talk about Fish sticks
I didn't call on my phone because of too much delight

During the commercial break
I turned on That 70's Show
I laughed my brains out at that
It's one of my faves, you know
But then after that show, I change the channel you see
I almost threw up right then
Because guess who I just see

Hannah Montana
Hannah Montana
Hannah Montana
Hannah Montana
Hannah Montana
Hannah Montana
Hannah Montana
Hannah Montana
Come On!
Come On!
Come On!
Come On!...

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