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Song Parodies -> "Smooth Chemical"

Original Song Title:

"Smooth Criminal"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Smooth Chemical"

Parody Written by:

Gari J

The Lyrics

Michaels apparent drug habit, TOTALLY EXAGGERATED HERE
As the smoke came through the window
Cos he was smoking during mid-show
They came into my apartment
Cos he was flat out on the carpet
Hid his drugs under the table
They could see he was unstable
Smoking stoking in the bedroom
He was out cold, it was his doom

Michael what your smoking
So. Michael what you smoking
Are you smoking Mikey
Michael what your smoking
So. Michael what you smoking
Are you smoking Mikey
Michael what your smoking
So. Michael what you smoking
Are you smoking Mikey
Michael what your smoking
So. Michael what you smoking
Are you smoking Mikey

Michael are you smoking
Magic mushrooms are they ok
Theirs a sign in the window
That you have glue – and grade A ecstasy
We come in to your apartment
We leave the coke stains on the carpet
Got a pill trail to the bathroom
Theirs the big stash
That was your doom

Michael what your smoking
So. Michael what you smoking
Are you smoking Mikey
Michael what your smoking
So. Michael what you smoking
Are you smoking Mikey
Michael what your smoking
So. Michael what you smoking
Are you smoking Mikey
You’ve been done by
You’ve been killed by – a Smooth Chemical

Drugs are bad but in fun way
LSD yay – got a migraine
Great shit cannabis – mental station
Wicked head rush – no probation

Michael what your smoking
So. Michael what you smoking
Are you smoking Mikey
Michael what your smoking
So. Michael what you smoking
Are you smoking Mikey
Michael what your smoking
So. Michael what you smoking
Are you smoking Mikey
Michael what your smoking
So. Michael what you smoking
Are you smoking Mikey

Michael is on GRADE A
Will you tell us is it COCAINE
There's a queue by your bedroom
Says he know you – Uri Gellar that’s me
He Came Into Your Apartment
And when he saw you Catatonic
Saw the coke trail to the bedroom
You were knocked out
It was your doom

Michael what you smoking
Oh Michael I am Joking
DO ME RAY FA SAH LE
You’ve been hit me
You’ve been killed a
A Strange Chemical

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 7

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camira bailey - July 10, 2009 - Report this comment
You summed it up nice and well. Great take on the OS.
Gari J - July 11, 2009 - Report this comment
CHEERS BAILEY
Cody Slusher - July 11, 2009 - Report this comment
That was good.555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.
nick - July 12, 2009 - Report this comment
hey put it on youtube , come on man
Gari J - July 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks for the huge amount of 5's cody Slusher. Nick I'm not a singer but if someone wishes to use this parody then be my guest just mention me in the credits
Gari J - July 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Hmmm I was kinda hoping this song would have grabbed a bit more attention since the revelation that michael had a drug habit of sorts and giving the attention he's had over the last couple of weeks oh well NEVER MIND
Christie Marie M - July 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Overdue to comment on this parody, Gari! Anything about MJ's parody is worth reading. I'm still miserable over his death! It's true about his drug habits, though. He took morphine, demerol, etc. Exaggerated, but true! I mean his drug habits are exaggerating because he's addicted to them, but you wrote a great parody! 5's!
Andria - July 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Great one, Gari, and I'll have to give you 5s for your hard work and the excellence of this parody. I'm with Michael's sister Latoya about him being murdered, I think it's one of his doctors that killed him. And about the lack of parodies from me, I've been very busy, with only enough time to comment and vote rather than to write and submit parodies.
skirt jacket - September 15, 2009 - Report this comment
that was really funny i really enjoyed it. I could almost picture michael jackson singing these lyrics to his song,lol.haha

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