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Song Parodies -> "Made in China"

Original Song Title:

"Dirty Diana"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Made in China"

Parody Written by:

BLO-TOWN

The Lyrics

You'll never make me pay
Way to cheap for me
I'm not dumb fool
Don't try to rip off me
I've ate here times b/4
But way too hungry to see
Says it's American
I only buy Chinese
They're sayin thats ok
Go 'head and eat asianese
We have the oil that u want
We are the craving u feed
U want something deep fried
Something that won't make u fart
But now there's no turnin back
"I take your order,start."

It's made in China aw
Made in China aw
It's made in China aw
It's from China
Let me eat

I think her name is Tran,
She runs the drive through in town
Every fat kids fan
When they are gainin big pounds
Fried chicken and Coors
For those with less money
Promises beef lo mein
Under a buck thirty
She's ayin "Buch dong ne nay"
Means what the f**k do u want
"I take your order today'
Just tell me want do u what?"
I said what did u say
Your english is very poor
Need u to say it again
Don't want to get out of my car

Chorus 2x

She said we have no more
We ran out can't u see
I have many people at home
They are very hungry
I said my girl is at home
She called our order tonight
And since we called on the phone
Where is my damn free sprite
Ms.Tran walked up to me
And said it's cooking alright
So I ran to the fridge
To get my free sprite
She picked up the phone
And said "I call C-O-P"(Cops)
I said why u do that
I am not black can't u see
Chorus?x

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