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Song Parodies -> "Eat It"

Original Song Title:

"Beat It"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Eat It"

Parody Written by:

Gari J

The Lyrics

A song about eating food
I told them don’t you eat your food here
I want to eat to plate, the food to disappear
The fish it do taste nice and with salt and vinegar
So EAT IT, Just EAT IT

You got the Runs, you better flush the damn can
Don’t wanna see no crud, around the toilet man
You always eat rough, better chew while you can
When Eating, When Eating

Just Eat it, Eat it, Eat it, Eat it
Calories to be depleted
Always remember fork with your knife
Eating unhealthy shortens your life
Just EAT IT, EAT IT
Just EAT IT, EAT IT
Just EAT IT, EAT IT
Just EAT IT, EAT IT

We’re eating Chinese, sweet and sour sauce man
Fast food can be a joy, it comes here in a van
You gotta stay alive, better eat while you can
So EAT IT, Just EAT IT

Too much of spice can make your vision impaired
Your messing with your sight, this will not give you hair
They’ll kick you, when they move through
Your digestive system
Don’t eat it, or your gonna get fat

1
Don’t EAT IT, EAT IT, EAT IT, EAT IT
No one wants to become bloated
Showing how F*****G strong is your gut
You are becoming a junk food nut

2
Just EAT IT, EAT IT, EAT IT, EAT IT
You might get the diabetes
Knowing what content food is just right
It sure does matter what diets right
Just EAT IT, EAT IT, EAT IT, EAT IT, EAT IT

3
EAT IT, EAT IT, EAT IT, EAT IT
No one wants their stomach stapled
Showing how ugly your size has got
Do you know what an apple is for

4
Just EAT IT, EAT IT, EAT IT, EAT IT
Your diet needs to be completed
Knowing what calories are just right
Get inside your jeans or they too tight

5.
Just EAT IT, EAT IT, EAT IT, EAT IT
Why’s this chorus so repeated?
How many more times must I rhyme fight?
Always damn followed by the word right

6.
Just STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT
This songs giving me a headache
Got I cant stand it here’s that word fight
Shit doesn’t matter to AMIRIGHT
Just EAT IT, EAT IT,
EAT IT, EAT IT, EAT IT

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 8

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Agrimorfee - May 18, 2009 - Report this comment
One would think that no one could even attempt to do antoher "Eat It", but you pulled it off. You wrote 5 more choruses than I ever could...a sure sign of great parody writing (although I thought chorus #3 was kinda weak). I also thought verse 2 was kinda gross, out of left field from the rest of the song...but hey a good start. Welcome to the monkey house.
Gari J - May 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Cheers Agrimorfeenice a well informed reply, looking at it number 2 might be a bit of topic and its a pain in the arse when songs repeat choruses so many times. I like to mix it up when songs are like that and occasionally it can go off topic but you gave me 5's so thanks and I'm glad to be a monkey house member LOL :D
Cody Slusher - May 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Weird Al did it. But still, very good job.
Gari J - May 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Cheers cody how come I cant find Weird Al on here I just search him and only 8 song came up I'm sure he wrote more than that
Cody Slusher - June 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Look on youtube
Katie - August 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Chorus 5 and 6 are win XD
MIKE - July 01, 2012 - Report this comment
ZZZZZ
JI - July 02, 2012 - Report this comment
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