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Song Parodies -> "Play It"

Original Song Title:

"Beat It"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Play It"

Parody Written by:

QXZJS

The Lyrics

I'm pretty sure that a lot of teens like me out there that hate the more modern stuff, i.e. newer cartoons. I, for one, hate the newer video games because they're not fun (Brawl and Mario Kart are exceptions). Recently, My little brother said that older video games suck because "the graphics are horrible and the controller's stupid and blah blah blah blah". That pissed me off (and it would piss off other people too). This is to anyone who agrees with my little brother.
PS3's are a load of crap,
Don't wanna play 360, they always take the rap.
I play 2600 because it's got a killer app,
So play it (play it), just play it.
Halo 3 was cursed with doom,
GTA should be buried in a tomb.
Revenge had both in it's custard womb.
So play it (play it), Pac-man didn't go boom,

So play it, play it,
Xbox can take this and shove it!
Play some Asteroids or Missile Command.
Gameplay's what makes it totally rad.
So play it, play it,
So play it, play it.

Call of Duty is really dumb,
Tempest was really awesome,
Kaboom was cool and them some.
So play it (play it), just play it.
Berzerk made your brain go away,
Defender's always gonna stay.
But MMORPGS are totally gay,
Don't play it (don't) Don't play it.

Play it, play it,
Video game's wouldn't make it.
Without Pitfall, or even Q*bert,
Makes Guitar Hero look like dirt.
So play it, play it,
So play it, play it.

Play it, play it,
Make Wii Sports look like sh*t,
PONG is cooler, Rock's Band a drooler.
Shove MK in a deadly cooler,
And play it, play it.
And play it, play it.

(Repeat all 3 choruses in order)
And if you STILL don't like older games, I have this to say: You are a completely retarded douchebag with farts for ideas and feces for brains.

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