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Song Parodies -> "Smelly Cat"

Original Song Title:

"Billie Jean"

Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Smelly Cat"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

He looked more like a grey babboon
From a Disney toon -
He wasn't mine, but I had to do what had to be done
While he prowled in the hills all around.
I had to be the one to take him to
The vet or to the pound.

Folks complained about a smelly cat -
Don't know where he's at -
Then every nose turned up at
Smells of sprays of that one -
Who would prowl on the roofs all around.

People always tell me stop and smell a rose -
But you can't if it's covered with cat schmutz.
Mama always told me be careful of what you touch -
You don't know where it's been -
It's probably unclean.

Smelly cat has a problem
He offends although it isn't his fault
Though the cat is not my pet
I'll take him to the vet and have him neutered yet.

So, every day and every night
He'd roam around outside.
The varmits hide when he's in sight
How they take flight,
'Cause he climbs up the trees all around.
So, trust me and get a cat
Don't call pest control for mice and rats.
(Get a cat.)

His tom cat like sounds a warning cry
As he roams around -
He knows how to make more wee smelly cats -
Cats just like him.
And he prowls in the hills all around.

Mama always told me be careful who you touch
For all you know it might even be Dan Hill -
Smelly cat stood by my door
With the smell of tom cat sweat.
I got the smelly cat and took him to the vet.

Smelly cat had a problem
I feed him greens so he doesn't smell any more
And he doesn't go outdoors.
Smelly cat has been neutered
I keep him clean so life is a bed of roses
And he won't offend your noses.
I took him to the vet, he's a smelly cat no more
He is my favorite pet, he's a smelly cat no more.
Smelly cat had a problem
He was a cat who prowled and sprayed all around
But the fault was not his own.
He sprayed all around, but the fault was not his own
Now he don't spray around, the squirrells are back in town.
Oh, he sprayed all around -
Smelly cat had a problem........
(And so forth)

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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 5   4

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alvin - June 02, 2008 - Report this comment
hate the OS but dug this
Lionel Mertens - June 02, 2008 - Report this comment
You did the right thing. 5's
2Eagle - June 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin and Lionel. I had so much fun parodying this song.
Brandon Reina - January 06, 2017 - Report this comment
Is it just me or did you watch way too much episodes of "Friends"? My vote: 5-5-5.
2Eagle - June 06, 2019 - Report this comment
Sure I liked Friends. Smelly Cat sung to Billie Jean is funny and is also about another kind of cat.

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