-> "Where's The Music?"
Original Song Title:
"Human Nature"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Where's The Music?"
Parody Written by:
Connie Bryson
The Lyrics
Look around - where's the music?
Someone took it away
All I hear is Michael Jackson
'Cause that's all they play
See him hide behind dark glasses
One white glove in the air
What's he like? What's his problem?
I don't even care.......and I say
Why ... why ... why must I hear Michael Jackson?
Why ... why ... do they play him all day?
Why ... why ... I'm so tired of Michael Jackson
Why ... why ... won't he just go away?
Check him out - look him over
Things are not what they seem
Lips so thin - nose so narrow
Plastic surgeon's dream!
All that rouge and mascara
All that lipstick and gloss
Now I know who he looks like!
It's Diana Ross! .......and I say
Why ... why ... why must I hear Michael Jackson?
Why ... why ... do they play him all day?
Why ... why ... I'm so tired of Michael Jackson
Why ... why... won't he just go away?
I don't care what they say!
Wish he'd just go away!
Far ....far ...away.........
Far ....far ...away..........
In The Globe and The Enquirer
At the checkout display
"Michael's Hair Catches Fire"
"Is He Straight Or Gay?"... and I say
Why ... why ... is it always Michael Jackson?
Why ...why ... do they play him all day?
Why ... why ... I'm so tired of Michael Jackson
Why ... why..... wish he'd just go away!
I don't care what they say!
Wish he'd just go away!
Wish he'd just go away!
Far .... far ....away...........
Far .... far ... away ...........
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