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Song Parodies -> "Read It"

Original Song Title:

"Beat it"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Read It"

Parody Written by:

Spitfire

The Lyrics

I know it's over used but my lyrics are diffrent.
How Come you never read anything
Theres loads of books even ones by stephen king
The Writings in the pages and the words are really clear
So read it, just read it
2nd verse
Theres load of books better read while you can
Why don't you read the book about the iron man
You wanna be tough, better read what you can
So read it, Don't you wanna learn how

Chorus
Just Read it, Read it, Read it, Read it
How come you love your T.V.
Put down the comic throw aside
It doesnt matter whos wrong or right
Just read it, read it
Just read it, read it
Just Read it, Read it
Just Read it, Read it

3rd verse
Why don't down grab a book if you can
Dont wanna be a boy, you wanna be a man
You wanna stay alive, better do what you can
So read it, just Read it

4th verse
You have to show them that youre Life is not fair
Youre Nicking all the books this isn't no truth or dare
Theyll kick you, then they beat you,
Then theyll tell you You've read
So Read it, Don't you wanna read that

Chorus
Just Read it, Read it, Read it, Read it
When will you learn to read this
Stop watching T.V. and get of your ass
It doesnt matter whos wrong or right
Chorus
Just Read it, Read it, Read it, Read it
No one wants to be defeated
Why aren't are you reading the book about pie
It doesnt matter If its by blight
Just Read it, Read it, Read it, Read it, Read it

Chorus
Read it, Read it, Read it, Read it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin how funky strong is your fighter
It doesnt matter if your not bright

Chorus
Just Read it, Read it, Read it, Read it
How come you love your T.V.
Put down the comic throw aside
It doesnt matter If your not bright
Chorus
Just Read it, Read it, read it, Read it
No ones asking you to read it
If you don't like it try the next shelf
It doesnt matter If your an elf
Chorus
Just Read it, Read it, Read it, Read it
Wow you never learn't to read it
Put down the comic throw aside
It doesnt matter whos wrong or right
Just Read it, Read it
Read it, Read it, Read it
Beat it copyright to Michael Jackson.

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Jason - November 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Pretty average, but readable nontheless.
Grammar & Spelling Nazi - November 18, 2006 - Report this comment
"Punctuate it!" alas, doesn't scan.
Spitfire - November 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Sorry.

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