He was more like a noble king, not a crazy bean
He said I will try, but what makes you think I am the one
Who will win, pushing Bush to the ground
They said, You are the one, who will win, pushing Bush to the ground

They told me his name was Howard Dean, as he wowed the team
And everyone learned this guy that dreamed of being the one
Who would win, pushing Bush to the ground

People always told him, be careful what you say
And don't go around making some crazy thing
His mother always told him, be careful where you shout
And be careful of what you yell, cuz the news will turn on you

Howard Dean is not a screamer
He's just a boy who tried to be president
But that cannot happen now
Wants to be president
But that cannot happen now

For forty days and forty nights
The clip was on TV
And who could blame, when you have his name
His screams and yams
'Cuz he lost, he got pushed, to the ground
So take this good advice, and remember that screamin's not nice
(It's not nice)

He told them, people, That's not like me, oh it couldn't be
They showed a photo of Kerry, the surprise was divine (oh, no!)
But he lost, he got pushed, to the ground

People always told him, be careful what you say
And don't go around making some crazy thing
He came and screamed it loudly
And they labeled him a goon
Now Kerry made them swoon
They sent him to his room

Howard Dean is not a screamer
He's just a boy tried to be president
But that cannot happen now

Howard Dean is not a screamer
He's just a boy tried to be president
But that cannot happen now
Wants to be president
But that cannot happen now...