You're nuts and strange
I'm beyond bizarre
My prudence is
What I discard
I'm telling you
On who I'm not
Just a normal being
Don't talk a lot

Insane Insane

I am crazy all right
I'm in between
Real smart and dumb
My house is half
An asylum
I always kill
The jokes you tell
Cause I'm more late
Than Dave Attell


When they ask how can I be dumb
With such high of GPA
Well my friend I have to tell you
It's just the word you say

Cause I'm just weird, I'm weird
Awkward
(Weird weird-very, very weird)
You know I'm weird, I'm weird-
Don't know it?
(Weird weird-very, very weird)
You know I'm weird, I'm weird-
Right on, I glow
(Weird weird-very, very weird)
And no more girls have to take me severe
Just to never doubt again
Who's weird?

The weird is out
There's nothing wrong
Except the pacing
Of this here song
I'm using pies
Going to your face
So listen up
How do they taste?
Your walk is cheap
Conventional
Your style is old
And usual

When they say enough is enough
I haven't even commenced
If you think I just used big words
Then the rest will not make sense

Cause I'm just weird, I'm weird
Awkward
(Weird weird-very, very weird)
You know I'm weird, I'm weird-
Don't know it?
(Weird weird-very, very weird)
You know I'm weird, I'm weird-
Right on now, I glow
(Weird weird-very, very weird)
Just in case someone thinks of me as queer (2x)
This is what they should have asked (2x)
Who's weird?

I won't ever change my image
Just to blend in with the crowd
If you loathe what I've been saying
Then get the @#$% right out

Cause I'm just weird, I'm weird
Awkward
(Weird weird-very, very weird)
You know I'm weird, I'm weird-
Don't know it?
(Weird weird-very, very weird)
You know I'm weird, I'm weird-
Right on now, I glow
(Weird weird-very, very weird)
Woo! Woo! Quack!
And no more girls have to take me severe
Just to never doubt again
Cause I'm just weird, I'm weird
Awkward
(Weird weird-very, very weird)
You know I'm weird, I'm weird-
Don't know it?
(Weird weird-very, very weird)
You know I'm weird, I'm weird-
Right on now, I glow
(Weird weird-very, very weird)
Just in case someone thinks of me as queer (2x)
This is what they should have asked (2x)

You know I SPOOK!!

I'm weird, dadburnit!
(Weird weird, very weird)(4x)

And this whole song's length will not interfere
With proving what I just did
(Just to never doubt again)
WHO'S WEIRD?