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Song Parodies -> "Bleach It"

Original Song Title:

"Beat It"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Bleach It"

Parody Written by:

Blast Masta Arson

The Lyrics

[Verse 1]
They told him 'Don't you ever bleach your clothes here!'
Don't wanna see white clothes, you better disappear
The bleach is on your skin, and your clothes aren't white or clear
So bleach it...just bleach it
You better clean, you better bleach what you can
Don't wanna be black, don't be a whitey man
You better wash your clothes or they will not be clean
So bleach it....

Don't you wanna be white?

[Chorus]
Just bleach it, bleach it, bleach it, bleach it
No one really cares - just bleach it
Bleachin your skin and bleachin it right
It doesn't matter if it's dark or light

So bleach it
Just bleach it
Just bleach it
Just bleach it...bleach it..woo

[Verse 2]
The clothes need bleachin, better bleach what you can
Don't wanna be a boy, you wanna be a man
You wanna use Clorox, better bleach what you can
So bleach it...just bleach it
You gotta show them that you really ain't scared
You're makin your skin white, you are not unaware
They'll kick you, they'll bleach you, and say that it's fair
So bleach it...

Don't you wanna be white?

[Hook]

[Hook 9x w/ ad-libs]

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